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Florida Man punches a golfer in the face over slow play, while another Florida Man beats an alligator with a golf club. Meanwhile, a socialist politician's lavish wedding sparks controversy, and Democrats face their lowest ratings in 35 years.

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It's time for Florida Man. All right, so a couple here. This um Sorry, look into this. This Florida man punches a golfer in the face because he was playing too slow. See, this is why I feel like I could never really get into golf because.

Everybody's always in a bad mood, and whenever we have a golf story that's, you know, related any that's always. In Florida, man, it's always violent.

Somebody gets mad.

Somebody hits somebody with their club.

Something happens. This guy is facing charges of aggravated battery causing bodily harm. Deputies say that Jason Hughes beat a man over the pace of play. He was frustrated at his local golf course. And the man who was hit had an orbital fracture and needed stitches.

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So he was upset because the guy was playing slow. He apparently told him more than one time. to hurry up and then When the man was talking to his friend while on the green, that apparently made Hughes mad, and then he attacked him unprovoked. I mean, Kane. I mean, in golf, that's you socialize in that, right?

Like, it's not like you don't speed through it. No. You don't. I mean there are tea times and there are some things you you you can't be a lollygagger. But yeah, this guy went a little far.

Yeah, so I Just, yeah.

So he attacked him unprovoked, started punching him in the face. They were separated by their playing partners. And then Hughes and his playing partner got in their golf cart and then Took it to their car in the lot and drove off before deputies arrived. Yeah, it seems like he, they're like, you. I I don't know how slow the guy was going, but I thought golf was supposed to be relaxing.

Just saying. Thought it was supposed to be relaxing. Here we go. Golf clubs. Florida man was charged after he repeatedly beat an alligator with a golf club.

I can't believe you're trying to make me feel bad. A lot of golf beatings today. About an alligator getting beaten because they're terrifying.

So the guy's facing a felony charge. He beat an alligator with a golf club. What authorities describe as an unauthorized and brutal act, Hunter Crumbo. That's his name. That's his name.

Hunter Crumbo. I bet it's Hunter Biden. He was arrested, charged with a felony, taking in possession of an alligator without a permit, which I didn't know that was a charge. But they located the alligator. Apparently, it was being beaten with a golf club.

He said that apparently It had a fishing lure in his mouth. And the guy wanted it not for the safety of the alligator, but apparently he just wanted the lure back. Oh my gosh. And so that's how, yeah, I, you know, that's the alligator's lure now. That's it's it's the alligator's lure.

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So I was looking at this. The story. Because I thought a lot of people were going to be an up in arms over it. simply because it's one month after Jeff Bezos's big wedding that he had. and all we heard from the left.

for forever was how horrible it was that Jeff Bezos had this big wedding, right? How horrible it was that he had this big wedding and he was in Venice and people complained about what they thought the cost was and they complained about everything except his donations to like Venetian restoration, but whatever. This guy, Zoran Mandani, Ma'am Danny. He's uh the golden boy for the communist left. He's the avatar of all of really what Democrats are now.

And he's an admitted socialist. Although really he's a communist.

Socialism is just a stone's just a step w on the path to communism. Come on. They're all the same damn thing. They just pretend that there's nuances in order for you to think that they're more cerebral than they are.

So, Mandani, he had a big wedding. It was described as, and I'm reading the news article, lavish. There's a photo from it there. That Juan is showing you on the simulcast. Flowers, those are dozens of probably David Austin roses and very beautiful, and you know, very, I mean, it is on their compound, very lavish.

It was a compound owned by his family in Uganda. And I mean, it's a pretty, this is a pretty fancy wedding. They apparently had uh technology to jam Cell phone signals. You know what this looks like? It looks like.

Honestly. Uh what is that movie? Crazy Rotas Ra Crazy Rotations? And then they had the moot wedding scene. This looks like When they're on their way, or not the wedding scene, sorry, the party at the grandmother's house.

This looks like on their way to the party at the grandmother's house.

So he, I don't think they understand what elope is either. It was reported that he eloped. with his fiancée. Except, if you elope, you don't just go somewhere and you elope. You don't have a big elaborate wedding somewhere else.

That's a destination wedding. That's not an elopement, but okay. They had their wedding in this super rich neighborhood in Uganda. Apparently, the richest neighborhood in Uganda. It includes billionaires and tycoons and all of this stuff, and all of the houses.

I think the entry-level house, they said. Was a million dollars to get in. That's just bare minimum, bare bones, a million dollars. And they had armed security. Let me read how this is what it says The hum is set back from the road, and sits on two acres of lush gardens, surrounded by trees.

It has a breathtaking panoramic view of Lake Victoria, and it features at least three security gates.

So they had a a fleet of Range Rovers. Driving everyone into the compound. You know, because he's a big greenie, too. Security was tight. They had 20 special forces command unit guards.

Uh they had a phone geeming system.

So they were able to jam, you know, you couldn't use your phone at all whatsoever. They said the gates had at least nine guards stationed at the gates. Yeah. Huh. Interesting, right?

Because he's the guy. Who Thinks that he, I mean, he's a big socialist, and he thinks that rich people are bad. He doesn't like rich people. He's talked about this before. He's literally said, quote, I don't think we should have billionaires.

That's a direct quote that he said. And by the way, it was an NBC piece that was celebrating him for saying it, so they weren't trying to slam him, etc.

So he had I mean this this party. That he had for his wedding. Huge, huge champagne socialists. Oh my gosh, they had drinks, they had everything. The guests that were invited celebrated past midnight to celebrate the couple.

They met on hinge. Dating app. And uh The locals said that the wedding was in bad taste. because the country was supposed to be in mourning for some Supreme Court judge. And so, as a result, the nation's president, the president of Uganda, was barred from visiting to pay his respects to the couple, so he couldn't go.

So he I mean, they they a phone jamming system. A phone gaming system. Does he think he's that important, Kane? Yeah, I guess. I'm curious.

and needing of anonymity, that that's Can I just point it out point out too that you know, I They had nine guards at one gate, right?

So they had like all these special forces commandos. They had local law enforcement, I mean police there. a phone geeming system, et cetera, et cetera. They had all these things there. Um This is a guy who said this to defund the police.

Like repeatedly, even after Democrats stopped saying it. He has said Uh Quote Of the police, because he went on this rant on social media about police. And he said, There's no negotiating with this institution. It's corrupt. Defund it, dismantle it.

End of cycle of violence. He has retweeted people who called for defunding the police or dismantling. uh the police state Uh Oh, and then he tried to 180 it later on. Of course, because he wanted to run for office.

So then he came back and said, Well, I mean, I won't totally defund the police. And then he tried to dance back. I mean, it's really, really hard to say that you want to dismantle literally the word he used, the police system. When you have armed special forces commandos at your bougie wedding. Your bougie wedding.

He acts like he's like a Kennedy or something. It's always, that's how the left always is. These are things that communists always want for themselves, but they don't want for anybody else. They don't want anyone else to to Secure the same opportunities or achieve the same level of success. I think part of it is they believe that there's this scarcity of resource or scarcity of opportunity, which kind of goes to show you that they don't really quite understand.

how that works or what it means. We didn't get the invite, Kane. We didn't get the invite to the wedding. I'm so bummed. Listen to how bummed I am.

I don't think anyone in the chat room got any got the invite either. Nobody got mad. Yeah. So I um I'm not surprised that they had this big. He got married in Uganda, though, to big old compound in Gandhi.

Why not New York? He loves New York so much. Why didn't he get married in New York? You know. I mean, you're running to be mayor of New York.

Why didn't you I don't know what he does. He's 33. And his Well, I guess it's his wife now, is 27. They just say that she's like an illustrator. I don't even know.

Like th they sound like this couple that go for House hunters? And it's always this weird couple and they're like in their early thirties or they're like babies. They're like 19, 20. Nope, but they always come out and they're like, Well, I've um you know, I've got a doctorate's in Sanskrit and um my wife is an underwater basket weaver and our budget is thirteen billion dollars. And you're like, how are you affording that?

What do you do? You literally, you run drugs, don't you? You totally run drugs. We we we know you don't come on But I don't know what either of them do. He's never had a job.

And she's just described as like an illustrator. Pretty sure she's not the millionaire in the situation.

So I they're trust fund Nepo babies. They're socialist trust fund brats. That's what they are. That's exactly what they are. And he wants to run Manhattan.

I mean, good luck with that, New Yorkers. Good luck with that.

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Too many people, when I see people like everybody at the restaurant on their phones, I want to go up at a public place. I want to flip the table over and throw all their drinks on them. It enrages me when I see people like just sitting there, they're in person, and everybody's on their stupid phones. Americans spend nearly half their day online. Then out You could say, but Dana, they might be reading things and, you know, you can read stuff.

It's like, you know, reading books, but now you're just using your phone. Yeah, whatever. Half of the people are either playing games or they're arguing with stupid Randalls online. I can't. People who spend their day arguing with Randall's online, God love you, but no, stop it, go out and touch grass.

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And he's like, that's not, you can't spend a lot of time in that area. And he's completely right. And that's one of the reasons why they've, you know, ruined late night, unfortunately. Also, let's see here. Democrats have gotten their lowest ratings from voters.

In 35 years, according to a new survey we're going to dive into from the Wall Street Journal, the lowest ratings ever from voters. This is in 35 years. Their party has not ranked so low. And this is like with their base, too. This is crazy.

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Probably not, but it's still really shocking. Like a blonde-haired, blue-eyed white woman is talking about her good genes. Like. That is Nazi propaganda. She sounds like a smiling friends character.

Why does, I mean, you know what? Let's be honest. The only reason that this. Guys, I'm not, if you're expecting sugarcoating, you need to change the channel now because just it's not going to happen. First off, American Eagle is a brand name that predates even when she was a glint in her dad's eye before he got with her prostitute of a mother.

That's number one. Number two, uh, they're literally talking about denim. Number three, she's just mad because Sidney Sweeney, who's apparently in this ad, and I haven't even seen this ad. All I need is a fat, angry, progressive chick talking about it to let me know that I'm probably going to like the ad, right?

So she's just mad because Sidney Sweeney is pretty and cute, and that's the whole thing of it. And don't sit here and be like, Dana, don't body shame. Shut up. Yes, I am because I care about the health of humanity. I'm sorry if you don't share the same concern that I do, but I'm also not going to apologize for having our culture and our lives dictated by angry, overweight goth chicks, morbidly overweight goth chicks who have a bull harness in their nose to the point where they can't even actually vocalize through their throat and it sounds like everything is just emanating from their headspace.

So no, I'm not going to sit here and take advice from people who put the camera sodium close to their face, it looks like a fisheye lens. Stop. And we're done. Is that okay? Yeah.

Why are people mad? Oh my gosh, blonde, blue-eyed, it says eagle white. Because there's not blonde blue-eyed people in the United States. Good gosh I need to go back to church. We're too far away from the sermon.

It's interesting. Guess what the sermon was this weekend? What was it about? It's about using your words for encouragement. Ah, let's see.

Yeah. Just gonna have some coffee. Are you starting today and practicing? No, I was going to think on it a little bit, you know, and then just jump in with both feet later. Just scared.

But still, though, I just, how is that Nazi propaganda? I feel like stupid comments like that. need to be pushed back with equal or greater absurdity and brutality. That is of my opinion. Because if you just dance around the fact, or if you try to be polite about it.

Then It's just, it's stupid. All right, we got the commercial. We don't need to keep letting it run. They can pay for us, ad they can pay ad time for us. American Eagle can pay us for ad times.

But I mean it's a fine commercial. She's literally talking about her denim. And probably she's going, Well, I'm cute and that that made this chick upset. And so she's like, this is literally, it's literally Nazi propaganda. It's rude.

All right, lunchbacks. I feel like I'm watching Heather's right now. Like Heather's 3.0, because the new one that they did was horrible. Ugh, I mean the whole point of Heather's is that it was mean. But uh that's uh big fun right there.

Yeah. Tana, you're so mean. And this is new?

So, I don't know. There's nothing wrong with this. It's nothing wrong with it. American Eagle was a huge thing when I was in high school. Right?

How long has that brand been around? Be around for some time. Yeah. And they're I I mean, I haven't gotten anything from them in a long time, but They, you know, they were like, weren't they like the denim people? I just remember.

Girls in my school, there were two places where they always would go. And they would get their genes. And one was American Eagle. And then the other one, do you remember this store?

Some of you will remember it. It was called Merry-Go-Round. And it was like the cool store at the mall. Merry-go-round. And I was always too poor and too young to really be able to go in there and buy anything for myself.

But like my older cousins were in there, and I always love Merry-Go-Round. And when I always told myself, when I get older and I get a part-time job, I'll get a part-time job at Merry-Go-Round. Is it look cool? It looked like a cool store. Or I wanted to work in a record store part-time.

So that's that's the dream. That was the dream of 13-year-old Dana. What? Remember Spencer's? Yeah, I was I mean you how can you're traumatized from Spencer's A half of Spencer's was just inappropriateness.

You would walk in. You guys remember the Spencer stores? Oh my gosh. And I swear to you, like, the longer they existed, the more inappropriate they got. You just didn't walk to the back of the store.

You know what I mean? Like, you would kind of stay in the front where the eye, the passerby eye, Could see like the end caps and that, and then just that. You just stayed up on there, you didn't walk to the back. 'Cause it got it got a little crazy there. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast.

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