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Florida Man's antics continue to shock, while South Park's latest episode pokes fun at Trump, leaving the left in a frenzy. Meanwhile, the wrestling world mourns the loss of Hulk Hogan, who brought wrestling to the mainstream with his charisma and athleticism.

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It's time for Florida Man. Oh boy.

So, a couple of different stories here. First up, oh, by the way, the Chuck E. Cheese dude that we told you about.

Well,. The guy dressed as Chuck E. Cheese. You know how they arrested the Chuck E. Cheese mouse?

Anyway.

So he was arrested for credit card fraud. Apparently, a lot of it.

So I found another story, actually, it was just filed. Um I mean, literally, it was filed like 10 minutes ago. He got arrested for credit card fraud.

So remember we were like, oh, he's got these felonies that he was arrested for and they never actually said what they were, which made me think he's got bodies in basements. No, it's credit card fraud.

So I needed to update you with that. A Florida man drove to a rival insurance agency and threw Molotov cocktails at it. Yeah, well He drove his Toyota over to the Una Vista Agency in Lake Wales, Florida, attacked it, and threw Molotov cocktails. because the rival agency moved in too close to the competition. Are you serious?

That's how you you What year do you think this is, my dude? He, uh Yeah, he threw a ton of Molotov cocktails in it. They tracked him down because, guess what? He was caught on surveillance footage. Do da-da-da-da!

And And he did it and then went to work. And they went right to his work and arrested him. After they checked his car's registration. It belonged to a local lab testing company, and he worked there. And yeah, so they found him at work.

Great job, guy. You're so smart. You're so smart. Let's see. Oh, I don't want to read.

Okay, I don't like iguanas. I mean, I. They're pests, but also they have feelings too. Tastes like chicken. Florida man was arrested after he didn't just kill an iguana, he tortured it to death.

He allowed his dog to chase it and then he brutally killed it.

So he's facing a half dozen charges on this.

Sorry, that's the auto thing. He's uh Oh my gosh, shut up. He's facing a half dozen charges because he tortured it. It's a $5,000 bond.

So he let his dog chase it. And then he picked it up by its tail and then started slamming it against a rock and then a sidewalk and all kinds of stuff. And everybody he did this in front of witnesses.

So, yeah, you can't do stuff like that. That's just you're a psycho. Stop it. Just quit. A couple of other ones.

A uh Apparently everybody left their baby in a bar. Or a baby in the car while they went to a bar. A Florida couple was arrested. They left their baby alone in a running car while they went to go drink at a bar, Flaker County. Oh my gosh, you know how hot it was, how hot it is outside, and how humid it is outside there.

They were arrested, child, felony, child neglect without great bodily harm. Uh, and uh, they apparently he went and checked out. The dad went and checked once on the baby in the vehicle, uh, before going back inside and drinking. They just said it was an infant, they didn't say the age, the baby's okay. And then a teen mother was arrested because she left her baby inside a hot car so she could go watch a Smurfs.

18-year-old woman in Florida. The child was flushed and crying. It was 107 degrees in there. They rescued the baby. The mom went to jail.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

Um I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said uh twenty billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

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Thanks for having me. Visit forthepeople.com for an office near you. Can we talk about the south part? Scared.

Okay, they did make fun of Stephen Colbert yesterday, but they also made a lot of fun of POTUS.

Well, Was it fun of POTUS or they were just having fun? with POTUS. I think there's a difference. Because I feel like if they really wanted to go at him, they could have gone a lot. harder.

But you're like Badana. They had Trunk with a Canadian head. And if you don't know what that means, then you can't get mad at South Park. They gave him a Canadian head and um They had him in bed with the devil.

Okay. And who was the last person that they portrayed doing that, Kane Kane? That would be Saddam Hussein. I like how you said that, like it's French. Sad Saddam.

Saddam Hussein. They had their episode. They came out, and this was right after, literally the day after it was announced. That South Park got a hundred and How much money was that? Oh, billions of dollars, a billion, big old billion dollar deal.

for five years of streaming. Play this audio. We can't play the video 'cause we'll get dinged. But w I know, YouTube. But we can play the audio.

Listen.

So it's from last night. I'm not in the mood right now. Another random bitch commented on my Instagram that you're on the Epstein list. The abstain list? Are we still talking about that?

Well, are you on the list or not? It's weird that whenever it comes up, you just tell everyone to relax. I'm not telling everyone to relax. Relax! No, I need counseling.

You remind me more and more of this other guy I used to date. Like, a lot. Like, you guys are exactly alike. I love you. Yeah, so that's what they are, that's what they have with him.

They've got. They've got the uh mmm, he said a boot. I feel like they were trolling him. Like Canada trolling him. Because, and Kane, you know this too.

The um Mm-hmm.

So The whole situation with wanting Canada to be America's 51st state, I think they gave him a Canadian head. and made him say a boot to troll him. In a fun, lighthearted way. It wasn't malicious. There's malicious trolling, and then there is.

Just having fun, and South Park is just having fun. Stephen Colbert is just a jackwagon. There is a difference, and so the left has been like exuberant all day today, right. Uh They I mean, they've been super excited, and they've been cheering, which I find hysterical because. Just yesterday, they what was the headline that I had?

It was like some doom and gloom headline, like Stephen Colbert, it's a great loss for the nation. I kid you not, it was like some kind of headline like that from one of the papers of record. And You know, we were talking about how overwrought it was. But He they right after that happens. Then South Bark comes out with this, like this.

episode on Trump. Honestly, what the left doesn't realize is that I think South Park trolled them too. And here's why I say that. Because South Park got the big billion dollar deal. Colbert gets fired, and then all of the left is laughing and celebrating with South Park.

Because South Park, they assume that South Park's lighthearted lampooning of POTUS and they lampoon everybody. They think that that is somehow a substitute for Colbert, or maybe even worse than it's not. But what it shows is that. It's not about criticizing Trump or lampooning him. Stephen Colbert was just bad at his job.

And so the left got proven to be complete morons with us. They Paramount paid more than Stephen Colbert will ever earn. To South Park For doing better, what Stephen Colbert wishes he could do. But he's too partisan and too malicious to actually take a step back and be funny again. I don't think he's ever going to be funny again.

I think at some point your heart just, it's like the Grinch. Your heart just like dries up and it's all desiccated, like jerky and withers away. That's, I think, what happened here. Don't you agree though, Kane? Because I feel like that.

I just think it's hysterical that the left is all It just showed that they're hypocrites, they're stupid on this, they're wrong. Exactly, because you look at it, on the left hand, Paramount has the choice to sink in their dollars to a project. called South Park. And on the other hand, they had a choice to sink dollars into What's known as the late show with Colbert. They made a business decision and knew that the money they were going to put into Colbert was not going to go anywhere but the drain.

They go where the money is, they go where it's popular, and clearly Colbert isn't. Right. And I also think too If Trump ever met. Trace down and Matt Park, I think they would all get along because they're very. Irreverent.

He's very irreverent. But the people on, you know, our brethren on the right that are mad about it, no offense, and I'm not saying this to be mean or to nag you or anything, but. You don't understand South Park. Like, we grew up with it. I was in high school, I think, when the first.

episode premiered and I have watched every single season. I have seen every episode of South Park. Every episode. Almost every episode I think of The Simpsons, but I've seen every episode of South Park. Even when it was the cure that was battling Mecha Streisand, remember that?

Robert Smith versus Mecha Streisand? Yeah. I mean, some of them are get real crazy. But they make fun of everyone and everything. And sometimes it's not just about a statement.

Sometimes it's just about having fun and being funny and goofy. but it's never really malicious. I don't think that they, the only time they even when they were going after Harry and Megan, it wasn't malicious. It was hysterical because it was true. They were everything that they said and did, they were just using against them.

So I think people need to realize You can't make fun of that which controls you. And I don't ever want to be in a position where there's nobody that can be lampooned because out of fear of retribution. That's un-American and nonsense.

So. I just want it to be good and I want it to be clever and I want it to be actually funny. And they were playing to some of the nostalgia with that episode. And that's what kind of made it hit for some of the people that have watched it from its inception. But it's it, you know, it was truly, it's they're truly funny.

And they understand the cultural zeitgeist, they get it. And that's what always, you know, they've always been in the culture. I think they have been consistently in the culture all and able to be political without being malicious more than anything else in the industry. And that's a superpower for them. But the people, like I said, the brethren on the right that are mad at them, you clearly have never watched them.

You've you clearly and again, I'm not being mean, but you've never watched them or at least have watched enough of them and you You know, that's you can't get mad over this. Come on. That's silly. That's silly. And I hope Trump doesn't get mad over it.

I mean, he should think of it as an honor that he's been lampooned in such a way. Because I don't know that they've ever given a full episode to anybody, even back when Trump was first elected. And they had uh Oh my gosh, the teacher. I can't remember his name. The school teacher.

Yeah, Mr. Garrison. Mr. Garrison ran basically as Trump back in 2016 when they came out with that season. And it was funny because Mr.

Garrison, while he's like over the top and silly, 'Cause he's a gay dude. He's over the top and silly, but he's He also, in many of the situations, was kind of the voice of common sense and the voice of reason in some of the and talked about like the hysteria of the townsfolk that were reacting to him.

So they've already actually kind of already covered Trump before. In a different way. And I feel like the people who are getting mad at this now clearly didn't watch that season. Don't be, don't, you. I'm just going to say, don't be situational.

Don't have be into situational bitching. Just stop. Be as consistent as South Park is. Yes. How crazy is it that South Park is the most consistent thing in politics?

It's where we are, right? Just like sometimes how Florida man is our saving grace. You know what I'm saying? the way it is.

So don't get mad about it, you know. In fact, what I would say to you is laugh your backside off that they just basically pulled a stunt on the left. And Stephen Colbert, because the day after everybody's been saying that this is proof that there's censorship, and you have all of these Hollywood celebrities rushing to say it. You have a show that absolutely goes after and lampoons Trump. particularly on the Epstein stuff.

And The left is laughing about it without realizing they've just been made into liars. That is actually the final scene of the episode. It's real life. They've been punked into being liars. because they're celebrating.

Criticism of someone that they said couldn't be criticized because people would get pulled off air. And here are the people doing it, just got a billion-dollar deal. That is the end of the episode. Brilliant. Taking charge of your health is easier with All Family Pharmacy.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. Um I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said uh twenty billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter, and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's largest injury law firm. Thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forthepeople.com for an office near you. And now, all of the news you would probably miss, it's time for Dana's Quick Five. I'm just sitting here contemplating my immortality as all the icons of the 80s and 90s pass away into the ether. We're gonna start playing some Darkwave Goth Rock here.

That's what's gonna happen for the show. I'm wearing blue today. This is so inappropriate. I just need to be like veiled in black. All right, so not We were going to play Twilight from Golden Earring, which we still will.

George Coimans, guitarist co-founder. Can I just tell you, I'm like literally today years old. I didn't know that they were like Dutch. Really? Yeah, I didn't know.

I just figured they were British this whole time. 77 years old, he passed away due to complications from ALS. He was diagnosed with that about five years ago.

So, good grief. And you know their big famous song, Twilight, which I'm not going to sing, but King Can. Twilight sound.

Well, what's the. You can sing the choruses. I'm not going to sing them. Oh, okay, never mind. All right, then.

I thought you liked them. Guess you hate them. I do like them. Uh, let's and then Hulk Hogan obviously passed away at age 71. This on top of Ozzy Osborne, everybody stopped dying.

Uh, so to make it weirder, people are buying $8,000 life like baby dolls. Of like, so I'm looking at this story from the Wall Street Journal. Woman with beautiful hair. She's an attractive older woman. She's got beautiful brown hair and she's holding.

I was like, well, maybe it's her granddaughter or something like that. No, it's her realistic fake baby. A designer fake baby. This is weird. And this is like a huge thing.

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Deal breaker for you, Steve. Fake baby. Realistic $8,000 fake baby in the ladies' department. Unless she's like practicing. C P R or something.

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Kanye know where I'm going. I have other stuff to hit. But it feels weird to not Talk about the passing of Hulk Hogan. I mean, we literally just found out. right before going to air.

And I know he had had some health issues recently. That doesn't make any of it. Better. Because I think the last time, what is it? I think the last time that everybody kind of saw him, Mevie, perhaps.

Well, he did some stuff. I think on some of the Fox shows. But he was on stage at the Republican National Convention. And didn't he also take part in some of the inaugural stuff, I thought? Yeah.

So he took part in some of the inaugural stuff too. And I just, golly. Hulk Hogan. We can't have. This is not right for both Ozzy and Hulk Hogan back to back like this.

This is just. This is fate being a jerk. This is too much, man. Hulk Hogan, they announced, I mean, literally just moments ago, that he has passed away. And I mean, I think information is still all coming out about all of this, but.

It is truly that was that one was shocking because he seemed so healthy. I mean, I just think if you can rip your shirt in half, you're probably pretty healthy. You know what I mean? Like, can you rip your shirt in half if you try? I mean, if I really try and I almost give myself an aneurysm, I probably can.

But Uh It was, golly, just shocking.

So This was announced. We had the passing of Ozzie just You know, the other day And now, this story of Hulk Hogan passing away, he really put wrestling on the map. And there's going to be a lot of. uh a lot of discussion uh discussion about this terry gene balia Balea. Was his real name?

I think I've heard people call him Terry, but no one, I've never heard anyone really actually call him anything other than. Hulk, right? The Hulkster. 71 years old. And they said he had suffered a cardiac arrest at his home.

And that's What happened?

So he had suffered a cardiac arrest at his home. That's ultimately what happened. And Uh that I think he had had surgery a little bit earlier. The crazy thing is. is did you hear I saw this story and I thought nothing of it.

It's the story. The headline is Jimmy Hart, latest to dispute rumor that Hulk Hogan is on his deathbed. Do you remember everything going around saying Hulk Hogan's on his deathbed? And people were saying that's so stupid. I, it like blipped trended for a half second on social media.

Do you see that? And then now. you know, everyone was you know, we were everybody was assured that That wasn't the case, and now here we are. Huh.

So Interesting. I just feel I just I feel so bad for him. But they said that the Mouth of the South joined Eric Bischoff and Hulk's wife trying to shut down the rumor. That was um Yesterday. That was yesterday.

So he wasn't on death store. He had cardiac arrest. I don't know. I know, didn't he have surgery? He had had surgery.

He had had some health issues. But I mean, he's 71 years old. I mean, he looks like he's in great shape for a 71-year-old, but you don't know what heart issues, et cetera, are like during that. But he had, apparently, he had some surgery. And but people were saying, No, there was no brain damage.

He's he had intense surgery, it's a healing process, et cetera, et cetera.

So he was basically like recovering from that. And then there were a lot of rumors flying around about his health. But goodness I just can't. I just the fate is killing our culture. Goodness.

It it sounds like he had complications from his surgery. A long intensive surgery at age 71, no matter what shape you're in, that's hard for anybody, right? That's hard for anybody. When's the last time you s saw him on T V? I think it was a Fox thing.

I want to say it was like a couple of months ago, but I might be wrong. No, it wasn't that long ago. It was, I mean, when Trump. One in November last year. We saw him shortly after that as well.

So less than a year. I mean, Six months? Yeah. Golly So, this 71 years old, and for whatever reason, he just, oh my gosh, and then everybody, everybody is reminding me, Kane. We got the rule of three.

So Hulk Hogan starts a new one. Actually, There's a. Gosh, I hate talking. Should I wait and talk about this? This is so horrible.

Damn you, grandma. And her rule of three. There was the musician that Vegas Leary was telling us that he was telling us about for the Rule of Three. Oh my goodness. And I.

Can't even Golden earring, or which one? Yes, golden earring. Yes, thank you.

So that.

So that he actually kicked off the new one. Ozzy finished the first. set of three.

Now we have a whole new set of three and there's two out of the three. I know this sounds morbid, but my grandmother's rule has never been. Wrong ever, and it's creepy, but Ah, goodness He was the greatest wrestler of all time. Hulk Hogan was the greatest wrestler of all time. The end.

The end. He put. He put wrestling on the map. He put WWE on the map. He absolutely did.

Just an absolute. I watched him as a kid growing up. This is going to sound weird. Um The oh wait, you know what? Lorraine just reminded me of Malcolm Jamal Warner.

That's the three. No, we I thought we counted. No, Connie Francis. Ozzy Osborne, Connie Francis, and then there was the other third, and then it's Malcolm Jamal Warner. Uh so this so this might be the three.

Lorraine's keeping track of the Deadpool. I'm so sorry to talk about it like that, but for my grandmother's rule must be satisfied.

Okay. This w yeah. This was back in like the late 80s, I think. I was a little kid. And just for perspective, I wasn't in kindergarten until like 1986.

So I remember. Right, and this was right after my mom could afford just like basic cable. And we started watching some of the wrestling. I started watching some of the wrestling programs because my grandpa and all my cousins, who were dudes, watched the wrestling programs. And.

I remember there was like a collaboration between Cindy Lauper and Hulk Hogan. Who remembers this? And didn't they have like a whole crew? And they were like fighting, like it was their crew and another crew. And it was like a huge crossover.

She did a video, and I swear to you, they were in the video. And then there was like a cartoon of it, and everything. It was like a huge promotional dream. And I I remember watching that. I don't remember a lot about it because I was so young when it was on TV.

But that really got me into wrestling. Then I started watching Monday Night Raw, and I would play poker. When I was in high school and college, no, we didn't drink. I've never. We had Sodies and it was all about loose change, right?

I was I'm a really just uh for the record. I if I ever did another job, I'd probably be a professional poker player. Um but It was I can't remember the name of it. Anyway.

Me and here's what's weird. All of my friends who were girls watch this. Because it was Cindy Lauper who everybody liked. All the girls liked. She was a pop, super popular at the time.

And she had like hit song after hit song. We watched it, and then I will never forget. when we would run around the neighborhood as kids. It didn't matter whose house we were at, if it was wrestling that was on and their stuff usually, their cartoon was on on Saturday mornings. And I just remember, like in the evenings when they would do their stuff, we all would sit down, boys and girls.

When's the last time you see, like, you know, 10-year-old girls sitting down watching wrestling? You know what I'm saying? We sat down. It was my point being in telling the story is that his role in it. Made it so accessible for everybody.

Everybody. Oh my gosh. He it would just, he brought in, he brought in all these viewers. He was the greatest wrestler, not just for performance, but not just for his athleticism. He was a good stageman.

He was a great impresario. He was really good as a performer performer. I didn't mean to talk about it all segment, but my gosh, this is a hard week, Gen X. It's a hard week. Dang!

So just to let you know some of the stuff that we have coming up.

So South Park's back. Um So that We're going to have to have a conversation about South Park and remind people that South Park. is South Park and that's kind of how they always have been. And yeah, so we got because they had Trump featured prominently, Kane. In their first episode back.

So we're going to have a conversation about this. Everybody's been talking about it.

Some of the other things we're going to get into, I got some immigration headlines for you. We're also, did you hear that Joe Biden sold his memoir? for like peanuts. Wait until you hear this story. It's almost sad.

But my memory of him being such a jackwagon. makes me it just That's the bulwark against any sympathy for him. You know what I mean? Nobody, he like apparently sold it for a fraction of what every other Democrat president's ever sold their memoirs for. It's actually really embarrassing.

So, I have this headline for you. I've got a ton of stuff. It's a heavy culture day, but yeah, it's just that's so sad. Hulk Hogan passed away, age 71. It's official now.

In the meantime, we're going to be rolling to headlines. Don't forget, you get the stream, Channel 347 DirecTV, the chats at Rumble. I'm sure everybody's just like, it's like they're all consoling each other right now today. Just a hard week, man, for Gen X. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast.

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