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Sorry. Uh wow. Wow, wow, there's no way.
Okay, anyway, I guess guessway. Central Florida man is arrested for peeping into neighbors' homes. Of course he is. Ugh. An Auburn Dale man was arrested and accused of peeping into the homes of two female neighbors.
Residence of a mobile home park where he resided. Apparently, his name's Tyler Mountain, 28 years old. They said he was surreptitiously recording. and taking photographs of people in their homes using a cell phone. And that, I mean, they got, they got him on voyeurism and some other stuff.
But he would peep inside and then he would get, I mean, he was like on the porch or on the back porch or like right up against the window trying to get like video footage and photographs and that. He was booked in Polk County Jail, charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling, two counts: voyeurism, stalking, loitering, and prowling. And also in November of 23, he exposed himself twice. to two different women.
So he's lucky that he's alive because I see you on my property doing that. It's glock o'clock. That's not even mussin, man. Kiggity Glock. What's happening?
Let's see. What is happening with this?
Okay, Plato's Closet is a resale shop. When I was younger, I thought it was the coolest place ever. Florida Main uses this phone to record underage girls in fitting rooms. Again, glock o'clock. He was arrested.
Again, video voyeurism. He used a cell phone to record girls inside a Seminole County store over the 4th of July weekend. Officers responded: 39-year-old Brian Bishop. They got him on camera, the security camera, doing this. Like, how does someone go into a store?
They're so prolific. Security cameras are everywhere, they're ubiquitous. And he goes in and he's doing this, and he's complete. I mean, you see him bending down and like. Putting the phone under the doors to record on the other side of the doors.
I mean, you can see him in the video doing this. And one of the girls noticed the phone and began yelling. And that's when he left the store. But they found him, they booked him in jail. Uh and uh now he goes before a judge.
Uh he wa appeared before the judge yesterday. I don't have any other updates to that, but he appeared before a judge yesterday. I I mean, I'm not kidding you. The fact that these dudes like this do not get Shot? Yeah, I don't.
Are they like picking times or places where they think that nobody because I absolutely will mark a dude? For doing, for like preying on women like this and minors. No way, man. Let's see this. Oh, let's do this one.
Driver shoots fireworks from his car while doing donuts in an Orlando Street. I thought this was America. But this um It doesn't really seem that crazy. Except, you know, you can't be driving on the streets like this. Like, you'd take an old beater car into a cornfield, an old cornfield, and daylight.
We just had a story yesterday of an old man dying from fireworks, so it's pretty serious. Yeah, you gotta be careful with that stuff.
So, these people, they were launching them. From a moving vehicle while doing donuts in a busy intersection. That's okay. You can't be doing that. You can't be getting all Michael Bay in the middle of an intersection.
Let's not. They arrested Roderick Baez, twenty. He had Roman candles and he was riding shotgun. This is like they were his emotional support explosives, is what they said. And he was on his way to another street party.
And then they got Anthony Colon, 33. Imagine your last name is Colon. C-O-L-O-N. You can't say cologne. Could you?
'Cause there's no other way to do that. Yeah. Uh he uh was selling booze to people out of his trunk. The car that was doing the doughnuts. And then Soyen Volchev and Dion Custard.
Your name is Dion Custard.
Okay, 18 and 31, respectively. They were also doing donuts with fireworks.
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And uh channel 347, the simulcast of the radio program. It's already tough. when you're flying, right? You're on an aluminum tube. and you're in the sky and I just get real antsy when I'm in feel like I'm being held captive.
with a bunch of people. I don't even know how I'm going to do a cruise later. The academic thing with MRC going up to Norway, I mean, it's not like I can scale up the size of a fjord to get away or anything. Yeah. But being on a plane, like, where else are you going to go?
Like, open the door and fall to the ground? Like, where else are you going to go? Hide in the bathroom? Hide in the lavatory.
So I get it. When it's time to get off the plane, people want to get off, especially if you have connecting flights. That can be tricky. Or if you got to use the loo, because using the restroom on the plane is probably one of the nastiest things ever next to riding the subway in New York. It's horrible.
They're always so bad. Like, you gotta use it first and then just give it up. Then you just give it to God after that because that's, you know, only He can help after that point.
So, I get it. You want to get off the plane, right? But I think there's like ways to be polite about it. But Also, people don't want to be polite in today's society for whatever reason. It feels like there's less of it.
I think there's less of it because people are tired of putting up with stuff. They're just tired. People are just tired. There's too much. There's too much happening.
So, Audio Soundbite 17, this is at Fort Lauderdale, Hollywood International Airport. This woman Went on a tirade because she was getting criticized by passengers. for getting up and moving forward to get off the plane, before the passengers in front of her. were able to get off.
Now I don't know how all of this kicked off because you know, it's always, we have all of these, it's like Bigfoot. We have phones and all these video recording things, but you know, nobody gets Bigfoot.
So I don't know exactly how bad it got to get to this point, but Audio sound by 17. This is what happened. Right now, what? Shut your mouth. I want to wait for the people in front of me to get up.
There's nothing doing. Oh my god, you're all whiny for no reason. Get up the way you want to.
Okay, you're focused on it. You're just a Cameron, and that's just the way it is. Deal with it, people. My God. Why don't you all shut up?
It's not affecting any of you. Don't leave it sitting in the middle. You guys are so funny. You're the Karens about it because you're the ones who are making noise. Nobody's bothering you.
It's not even an interview. I'm sorry, do you have my permission to record me? It's public. Shut the f up. Oh, no.
Shut up. Because you've never said one. I can tell you have. Oh, yes, I can. Eck I wouldn't even do nothing.
He's just sitting back there and she can be. You can be a jeff. No, you're not going to assault someone because of an accident. We're not doing that with your. This is a low IQ.
Yeah, it is. You ain't gonna change this. We love when they say AIDS and they talk about low IQ. I use AIDS and I'm in a doctoral program. Oh my god, just a big deal.
I'm a lawyer. I'm a little bit too long. I don't say AIDS. You're racist. Oh my god, what?
Do you even know what the word racist means? Oh my God. White, you're white. That's racist. Maybe it's xenophobic.
You're talking about accents. Maybe get the vocabulary right. Right when we get off this plane, I'll meet you out there with my bar guard. Everybody is insufferable. I'm sorry, but everybody on this plane is insufferable.
They're all horrible. Everyone is horrible. If I was the pilot, I would have dove it into the ocean. I'm like, mm-mm. Wow, gone.
doing mankind a favor. Oh my gosh, where to even start? She was trying to get off the plane. She wanted to get off the plane before everyone. I've been.
I've seen that before. Most of the time, people are nice. The only time that I ever. said anything on a plane. When people were trying to rush forward, was actually my oldest son was with me.
can't really remember where we were going, but there was an elderly lady Who was right across the aisle from us? And she was like really elderly. And apparently, like, talk to her a little bit. She, her husband had passed earlier that year. She was going to see her sister, whose children had placed her sister in a nursing facility.
So I'm already like, my heart is already hurting for this lady, right? And we helped her put her suitcase up and helped her get, you know, situated because she had, she wasn't, she didn't have mobility issues, but she was like 80-something. She was very, she's still an independent lady, sharp as attack, and she had every right to fly. But, you know, just have a little consideration, right?
So when the plane landed And everyone's getting up, and my son was actually making sure she got up and had her tote bag. There was a younger woman, and then people just started coming forward. And one woman literally pushed past her. To get to the front and almost knocked this woman on the other two passengers in the seat. And then everyone else, it was like, they saw this one lady going up, and I'm, you know, I'm like immediately trying to help this elderly lady because the flight attendants were in the front, they're opening the door, they're not right there in your section.
And I'm like, this woman is going to get trampled. And all these people came up.
So I got up and I was like, can you please wait? You know, and I'm still trying to literally get her up from the aisle. And this was probably like In 2009, 2010. And they kept pushing.
So finally I lost my cool. And I did yell at people. I was like, can you guys just chill the hell out for five seconds? I'm like, we're all going to the same place. I'm like, can I let her get up first?
Because she got knocked down by one of you. And I was so mad that they didn't even notice that this woman was literally knocked over in the aisle. And I made sure she got out before us.
So if they were gonna like try to Run her down again, at least they would hit me and my child first. But you know, getting off the plane, and she was just slow getting up, she wasn't like slow walking, it was just you know, she's 80-something. And I was just like, and I think the people realize what happened. And they saw her kind of trying to get out of it because when you fall in between those aisles, you know how hard that is to get if you're not 80s, it's like hard to get up anyway because you're on your stuff, you can't move the seat, you can't get up, it's awkward. And I think they realize, oh my gosh.
We gotta chill. We knocked this old lady down. And then they were fine after that. But I literally did have to yell at people. That's the only time I ever did.
Otherwise, I just don't care. I'm not in a rush to get off the plane. I always whenever we have connecting flights, there's only been one time that it's been close because there were nut there was nothing else, but I always give myself tons of time if I got a connecting flight somewhere. A, I avoid connecting flights, but if I have to take one, I always give myself tons of time. And not everybody can prepare that, you know, plan that far in advance, but just try.
I mean, what is it going to save you a couple of minutes to rush forward, if that? This doesn't make any sense. But the problem with this is that I don't know if she had a connecting flight. I don't know. She could have been a heck of a lot nicer.
And Everybody else could have been, but she didn't say, Kane, at any point that she had a connecting flight that she had to get to or anything like that. She was just like, you know, whatever. I mean, why, lady, lie. If I had a connecting flight, I would say, yeah, all right, you guys, you got me. But, you know, I have a connecting flight.
So that's why I got up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I've been on planes where they're like, if you don't have a connecting flight, you know, can you let other people go forward? And it's like, I don't, you know, I don't have an issue. I'm not in a rush to get off the plane.
And I, my husband likes to get off the plane like as soon as possible, but I'm like, ah, chill. We don't got to be in a rush. It's all good. It's all good. Clearly, some people got places they got to be.
Just let it go. It doesn't really doesn't really bug me. Um But what bugs me is like when I see older people like that lady, I don't know if I've ever been that mad in public in a long time. Like ever. I was so mad for her.
I just. Could not believe that someone just like. powered through and just, I mean, literally knocked her in between the seats. She was butt up in her, I mean, almost like a downward dog position. They knocked her in that seat, and it was really awkward for her to get up.
And the other seatmate passengers, the other passengers in her row, were trying to help her. I'm trying to help her. But Everybody on that plane was just not helping the situation. not helping the situation. Clearly she felt entitled.
She was snotty. You know, the point where it went really downhills, where the other lady was like, I'm in a doctorate program. Oh my gosh, nobody cares. Just stop. Stop.
Don't engage with stupid. Because Stupid loves it. And stupid feeds off it. You do not have to, I always tell everybody: you do not have to attend every fight to which you are invited. You do not have to.
Just let it, some people just need to show their backsides. Let them do it. But it just got, and I'm like, there's kids on this flight. I felt bad for the one dude who was just sitting there. Eating snacks.
Did you see him? He was the only guy who would not bother a soul on this flight. He's sitting there just eating his snacks, and she turns around and starts at him. I was like, that poor man. He's eating his snacks, probably eating them plain, whatever, the plain trail mix.
Do they even offer it, or do the people with peanut allergies get upset? I don't know. The whole thing is just Just too much. That dude was my spirit animal. Right.
I'm the same way. If people are in a rush and they just let them go, if you're in the plane and you're not in a rush to get off the plane, having three or four more people in front of you as you're herded off the plane through the jet bridge is not, you're not. Yeah, you're not going to get a special award. You're not gaining anything. Yeah, they're not going to be at the end of the thing.
Like, you were the first stuff. Here's a million dollars. You guys are losers because you didn't get off the plane first. No one's doing that. There's not those types of rules.
I'm not 20th in line. I'm 15th. I'm a bugger person. Put that on my tombstone first off the plane. You know what I'm saying?
But it just, yeah, and I don't like being in... Crowds where you're jostling like that. I don't. Oh man, I can't stand it.
So I will totally just chill. Let them go by and then do what I got to do. Right. And because I already have, I pack light anyway. I already have all my stuff.
I only ever do carry-ons.
So it's like one, one, and I'm out. But there are a lot of nice people that'll see you because if you don't go, then it's like the current of people just. And then you just, you know, you just sit there until the whole plane gets off. But every now and then, there are people nice enough that are like, oh my gosh, go ahead and go. Like, you're sitting here ready to go.
I'm just not going to fight with people to get off the plane because I don't have that much patience in life.
So I like to reserve it. You know what I mean? For like the times that it would really would matter, right? Like picking up an elderly woman who gets knocked over in the aisle. That's, you know, things like that.
This it I see things like this and it makes me not want to fly. I already don't like it. But I don't know what I'm gonna do on this cruise guys I don't even know. I was looking at the boat. The boat?
Ship. I don't know. I literally. All everything I know about getting on boats is from lakes fishing. canoes And then having a power, a little power boat like in the Exumas and going, you know, driving around that.
And I know how to, I know ties, I know how to navigate, I know how to read nautical maps because there was no way I was taking my family out in the open ocean without ever being able to do that, because insane. But We're on a big boat in Cain. We're going to be in the fjords, which is basically like. There's no ground. It's just you look around and it's water and rocks.
That's it, sheer cliffs that goats couldn't even get on. Like a goat couldn't even, like one of those weird ones couldn't even get up there. It's not a carnival, Cruzy, going on. No, no, no. I think you'll be okay.
I don't know. I think you'll be alright. All I'm worried about like food poisoning and everybody having diarrhea and like Odd. I guess those are valid concerns. Or, like, what if, what if, oh my gosh, I don't know.
What if the boat, what if there's a drunk captain? That happened. You guys remember that story? What if there's a drunk captain and they hit something and the we capsize in a fjord and then a Loch Ness monster from Scotland eats us? I don't know.
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So markets are at record highs economists are more blah blah blah It's about tariffs. I'm just so tired of these economists that are freaking out. That's the headline right there. It's all you need to know. We talked about the Secret Service thing.
Hundreds of, oh, this is a crazy story.
Okay, check this out.
So, this lady has received hundreds. I actually, I think this is over hundreds at this point of Amazon packages that started showing up at her front porch. And it's so bad. She says it's over a year now. She says it's been hell.
It's in San Jose, California.
So, what happened is somehow she started getting these large boxes filled with car seat covers made by this Chinese company sent to her doorstep. And I mean, they show up nonstop. And the mystery of it, apparently, it has to do with a Chinese online seller that listed a false U.S. address because Amazon requires listing advertisers to have advertisers to have U.S. addresses.
And apparently, they gave hers. And so now, when these people have been sending, returning them, they're piling up in her garage. The online seller put her address on all their return labels and they refused. To stop it. And everybody's been stuck without refunds.
And I mean, and they, and Amazon told her she could pay to send them back. She's refused delivery on everything that she could, but they're so, they're like piling up. She couldn't even get her handicapped mother that lives with her out of their car in their wheelchair to the door because they so many boxes. They place them there. They'll get, you know, she might get 50 boxes delivered at one time at one part of the day.
So she said that Amazon, all they offered was a $100 gift balance. Like a gift card, that's it. Amazon. Amazon is notorious for being really crappy in certain respects. I gotta say, like, this has nothing to do with Bezos.
It has to do with a business structure, I think. You know, like, come on.
So, that's insane. Three in ten pregnancies in England and in Wales and an abortion. The British are aborting their next generation and they're getting entirely, the whole nation's gone. The UK is gone. It is not the same.
It never will be the same. Three in 10 pregnancies. They are literally aborting themselves into legend. That's what they're doing. How insane is this?
They said it's a record 30, like really 30% of conceptions were legally aborted. In 2022, that was up a year earlier from 26 and a half. And then in a year before that, it was only 20%.
So it has been rapidly increasing. It's so, I mean, it's sad. It's so incredibly sad. But they're literally wiping themselves off of the map. A robot.
Performed surgery on its own for the first time powered by chat GPT.
Now, this is not like you know, robotic procedures. Apparently, it was like an entire robotic surgery. I don't know how I feel about that. Like, what happens if you lose power or something? You know, like, I don't know.
I guess is it our backup? But it's uh, it performed a realistic surgery on its own. It removed the gallbladder, what they said, with the expertise of a skilled human surgeon. And researchers said the robot was watched as it performed a lengthy phase of gallbladder removal on a lifelike patient. It was able to respond to and learn from voice commands from the team, like a novice surgeon working with a mentor.
And they said the advancement has really moved them because they can execute specific surgical tasks, it understands procedures. Roba, man, this is, I know, right? Still, I'm not even getting a Roomba. Speaking of sad, did you guys see this? It's a Washington Post opinion piece.
This is an actual headline. It's up on my, um Instagram page too. The headline says, Donald Trump is not a clown. I should know. Real clowns bring joy to the world, not chaos to Washington.
Came.
Well you have to say You what what? They had apparently a clown write an actual Editorial. Over at Washington Post.
So Donald Trump's not a clown. Yeah. And they're like, I know. He should know because. Because real clowns bring joy.
Real clowns also don't bitch in editorials in the Washington Post, or do they? I don't know. Like, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. That's what he writes. He's literally on the board.
I cannot believe they did this, but they went all the way. to this guy named Tim Cunningham. He is the board president of Clowns Without Borders, a nonprofit that performs clown shows for communities facing hardship. Seriously? Mm-hmm.
And he writes, Donald Trump is not a clown. I should know. Real clowns bring joy to the world, not chaos to Washington. Who made him king clown of Mountain. Thank you for editing.
So This is I they he wrote a whole editor to a whole A whole editorial on this. He's mad because I guess they said that Trump was funny. And I don't know. He writes, quote, Uh Allegation, it sounds like somebody writing, by the way, not to interrupt myself. It sounds like someone writing a term paper and they're a college freshman.
Allegations that President Trump is a clownish figure are not hard to come by. He writes, This is how he starts his piece. Political strategist James Carvell referred to Trump's administration as a clown show. No, real clowns, none of this qualifies Trump for such a title. I am a clown and a board president of the nonprofit Clowns Without Borders.
Mira set the record straight Oh, and he does. By the way, it took him this long to get to the point. a whole paragraph. You're not a journalist either, apparently. He goes, I performed as a professional clown for 24 years Clown, capital C.
Is a valuable inferior art form. Panamines, I'm bored to death already. Acrobats, magicians. Get to the point. Vaudeville artists.
Shut up. Get to the point. Oh my gosh. From stage clowns such as Bill, shut up, just get to the point. Clowns demand years, if not lifetimes, of study.
Shut up. And he goes, he talks about Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton. You are no Charlie Chaplin, my dude. You are no Buster Keaton. You are a sad, fat ass dude who is bitching about being a clown in Washington Post.
They wrote a whole editorial about this. Yes, I'm mad because I have to deal with that stuff and talk about it on my show. This is so stupid. Oh my gosh, Kane Uh Clown is not an invention of the modern era. Several ancient indigenous cultures revere sacred clown figures.
It's so, I mean, imagine. For example, no, he didn't. Uh-huh. No, he didn't. The Shoe people celebrate the hot.
Yeah. An honorable community member who uses humor to shed light on societal problems, Katie. Can I say, real quick, I don't think this guy's a clown. All clowns shares the common values of humor.
So far, I don't feel like I'm. experiencing a clown right now.
So far what you've read. I mean He sounds uh excuse my Portuguese. from earlier. He sounds like a bitterbetty. He just sounds so.
Oh my gosh. Like this. I've seen hundreds of Royohinga children dance with an ensemble of clowns while their homes in Myanmar are smoldered in the background. Like, what in the world? I mean, if you're gonna be a clown, be like funny.
Let's find a better metaphor to despise and depose fascism.
Okay, I literally thought I have seen people get offended over everything. Right. I thought we were at our limit as a society. As to what people can be offended about. I really thought we were at that limit.
I thought we were there. Says fate, we're not. And then it gives us this guy. The unfunniest clown I've ever seen in my life. The worst clown ever.
Keep Clown out of Trumpian comparisons. But you're here. Keep it out of politics. You're literally here politicizing it. What are you talking about?
I cannot believe that they published this. Yeah, this is woke pennywise. That's what this is. I I I actually am speechless. I wonder how many hit pieces they write that actually compliment the president for not being a clown.
I mean, literally, this is a compliment to the President. Saying he's not a clown. They think this is a hit piece. You're not like this, Sad Sack. He's not Trump's not like this sad sack.
I am so offended that they call Trump a clan. I mean, he's trying to Stake a claim on Clown Mountain. I am offended on behalf of the clowns. It's like he's so excited he has something to get offended over because everybody has something to be offended over these days, right? Everybody's got that something.
Even clowns. We need Nika Costa actually coming up for headlines. Nika Costa, everybody's got that something. We got to play her because that's exactly what this is. Everybody has their something, right?
that they got to get offended about, at least in today's society. Everybody has something. This guy's like, I finally got it. You can almost hear him break his own ankles as he rushes to get to his computer to peter out this little editorial for WAPO. Woo!
I'm offended, I finally got something to be offended about. It's like. His, it's like his milestone, right? It's like a girl getting her menstrual cycle. This guy finally found something that he can get offended about, and he's so excited.
Oh my gosh! It's a l milestone, Kane. I cannot believe that we're here. I can believe that we're here. This is this is.
Every now and then you see one of these marks that really affirm that you are in a living idiocracy. And this is one another one right here for me. Right? This is another one, Kane. Oh, and then we get to talk about people fighting on planes coming up.
You're going to really enjoy this. Because it has to do with yelling and people being mad on a plane and basically any travel situation. It's just, we're all bringing that to you. Love that journey for us.
So that's where we're all going. We got a lot more actually to hit. What are you looking at this guy? Are you looking up the clown guy? It's so bad.
Oh my gosh, I can't. It's a real editorial.
Someone actually was like, at Washington Post goes. You know what we need? We need an editorial from a clown! Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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