Absurd Truth: SCOTUS Vs. Book Bans

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Seems right, right? I want you to listen to what she says here in this audio soundbite 18. I guess I'm struggling to see how it burdens a parent's religious exercise if the school teaches something that the parent disagrees with. You have a choice. You don't have to send your kid to that school.

You can put them in another situation. First off, that is such a disingenuous argument and I can't stand her vocal fry. This is such a disingenuous argument. You're not burdening a parent's religious exercise. This is not, that's not what is at issue. What is at issue is whether or not young children should be exposed to sexually explicit age inappropriate material. If you were to do this in any other setting, you, that might actually constitute something of an abusive nature. But somehow it's supposed to be sanctified because it's presented in a quote unquote educational setting.

I mean, I would like to know what educational value a second grader can garner from learning about pegging. Don't Google it. Well, Cain, I mean, I need to make the point. Did you just do a Baptist facepalm at me? You did.

It was kind of, I don't know if that's what it looks like. But still, am I right? I'm right.

Yeah, I mean, you are. I needed to illustrate that. Some truths are hard to hear.

That's right. Because that's how jarring as it is to hear. Imagine how jarring it is when you're a second grader and you open up a book at school and it features two dudes. Well, you get the idea. Or a girl who's pretending to be a boy. And I don't even want them learning about like regular straight up, you know, sex. I don't even want them to learn about that when they're that young. That's something for parents to determine. And it needs to be in the context that parents choose. You cannot just ambush little bitty kids with sexually explicit, inappropriate material.

That has nothing to do with religious exercise. That has nothing to do with whether or not a parent disagrees or agrees with it. It has to do with whether or not you think exposing children to sexually explicit material constitutes as a form of abuse, which I do. I mean, why are strangers so obsessed with showing kids pictures of people having sex? Because all of these books that are being discussed in this Marilyn case, every one of them does that. If you were in a supermarket and some stranger was trying to show your kid pictures of people having sex, you would call the cops. So why is it any different without your permission in a school setting? That's the whole point.

That's what we're all asking. That's the whole point. I mean, it's an elementary school kids.

I'm not exaggerating. These are little kids. Goodness. When I was a little kid, I thought that literally a stork brought children.

A giant bird brought children. Yeah. I don't know when I stopped believing that, but I just remember when I was younger, that was the story. And that's the kind of age that these kids are.

And even older. Like, I still think even if it's in junior high or high school, because these books that they're talking about, they're not educational books. They're political expression. It's not a book that talks about the, you know, clinical attributes of this or that.

It's a book that it's literally for the purpose of really glorifying, not even glorifying, that's not the right word. It's like egregious sexual exploitation. And they're trying to pass it off as being educational to like first and second and third graders.

It doesn't matter where your politics are. I think that everybody would be like, yeah, that's really inappropriate for kids. It's inappropriate for junior high kids.

Because here's the other issue. Not every educator is the same. And you might have some of the stuff presented to kids in a really inappropriate or inarticulate way. And I mean, with some of the stuff you're playing, I mean, that's just that's not educational. And that's brainwashing. And it's just it doesn't have nothing to do with education.

It doesn't matter. Parents have the final say. I think parents have the final say all the way up until their kids are 18.

Parents have the final say. So this is not an argument over battling people over material that they may agree or disagree with in a classroom. It is about whether or not you think that sexually explicit material is age appropriate for kids in school, like explicit stuff. One of the books that was in the library down the road from us, I mean, it's a junior high library, showed oral sex graphic, multiple pages.

And one of the pages, it was just that, like someone actually drew it, shaded it in, you know, put all the sense one full page showing just that. And a 13 year old pulled it off the shelves. How is that educational? You tell me. That's just it's just it's a sexual fetish and they're demanding gratification at the expense of your children's innocence. I think that if you're pushing these books on kids, I don't say this as a talking point.

I don't say this as a soundbite. I don't say it to be intentionally provocative. I with a thousand percent of my soul believe that if you are pushing these this type of material on kids, I think that you might actually be a pedophile. Because only pedophiles do stuff like that. That's how bad the stuff in these books is. It's not even you can't even say it's a sophisticated graphic novel. I mean, there's literally some adult drew pictures of children participating in oral sex and they put it in this book. I am not minors.

I'm not kidding you. Again, you're in the supermarket and somebody is like, hey, to your kid wants to show him nudie pictures, you would call the cops. But in school, it's OK. And then because it's school, they're telling you you have no right to object to it.

That's insane. That has nothing to do with political disagreement. It has nothing to do with religious disagreement. That is age inappropriate, period. So why are I mean, it is people aren't wrong when they say, OK, groomer, because that's exactly what this is. You're desensitizing people to the stuff at that age. It's just why don't you go ahead and sit him in front of a television, have him watch porn. Same thing.

It's literally the same thing. Why don't you just bring in one of those TVs on the wheels and just show him some porn? I mean, you wouldn't do that in school or you wouldn't even do that anywhere else. But that's like the level of what they're trying to do in school. It's pornographic and pornographic is, well, that's like the least you could say about it.

Yeah. If you're if you set your kids in the living room and show them porn, you would be arrested. Your kids would be taken away from you. You would be arrested. But they're wanting to do just that in schools with young kids.

That's not a stretch because I've looked at these books. I can't even. In fact, I had we had management send us an email saying we cannot show any of these images. And I can't even describe them any more than I have for radio airwaves because I'll get fined.

Not kidding. And if we show the images on the digital stream, our videos will get taken down on YouTube because they file it's a porn. They call it pornographic material. Literally, they call it pornographic material and they will pull your video down. If you show images of books that they are putting in kids libraries. That's how bad this stuff is.

So you don't even I've I've seen some of it. And that's why I mean, I was left speechless and disgusted because. And I've listened to these parents, like some of the parents in Maryland. I mean, one of them was one of their kids. They were it was a mother of a second grader.

I was like, what purpose does this serve? You're exploiting our children. It honestly it's a way to prey on kids. I just I can't even believe we're entertaining us as a serious discussion. It's just it's just crazy.

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Steve did this. I have to address it now. I feel like before you, you know, I'm not getting into like entertainment gossip or anything like that. I hate that stuff.

But I do think that this is sort of symbolic of the grifter culture. That Ginger who came over here and is trying to be Prince of Montecito. What's his face?

Harry Ginger? And then his wife who was on that game show. She had like a D-list role on some Canadian sitcom. And I don't know, was she on like one season?

I don't know. Nobody ever watched it. Nobody knew who she was until she started dating the Spare right from the UK. So that Meghan Markle lady, she is doing a cooking show on Netflix and I've never seen, I only watched five seconds of it. And I thought she was going to cut her wrist by trying to zest a lemon. This girl has never been in the kitchen in her life. She has no idea how to do basic things.

You can look when somebody is chopping up vegetables or if they're doing basic things, you can tell if they've cooked or not. I mean, she was just like with the zester using this. I was dying. I was like, she's going to cut herself. Watching her put stuff in a hot pot and then having long hair, hanging all over the food. It was just so gross. And so audio is done by 21. Steve wants to torture me.

She didn't make the Times list of cool people, but she did get invited there because her agency probably bought her access. I have to play this. This is one of the goofiest things ever. Palette cleanser. Go ahead, Steve.

Kill us. All things to be talking about for Time 100. Let's talk about flower sprinkles.

But let's because I think it speaks to the tiny moments of joy that are so effortless and just create a little bit of magic that we're all craving. What in the hell word salad is this? Tiny little flower petals that are dried. I started putting them on salads. I started putting them on scrambled eggs.

It didn't actually matter on a yogurt parfait. I feel like she's selling me a used car. The level of charm that you find people have when they see these tiny little dried petals is something I can't fully wrap my head around, but I appreciate that there is a love for. People who have this sort of elocution are so incredibly fake. So you're elevating it by putting dried flower petals on all of my food and just, you know, it just cane. It adds a little bit of magic.

You know, it elevates things. OK, let's talk about I'm going to be mean for a minute and bear with me. You got that image right, Juan. Let's talk about the linen outfit sidebar.

You're going to I had to look I had to listen to JB Pritzker and read an article by JB Pritzker. You're going to give me this. So first up, let me go into total chick mode.

All my ladies out there are going to appreciate this. I get it that there's this like beach casual aesthetic that permeates Californian culture. I think when you're showing up to an awards event, linen is a great material. I love linen. It's breathable.

It doesn't really matter if it's wrinkled, but you don't and it can be baggy, but not too baggy. Right. These pants. I want to burn them when you're short waisted. You don't wear high waisted pants and you don't wear grandma's drapes as trousers. It's too long. It's too wide leg. It's it emphasizes the wrinkles.

It drags the ground to the point where your pants are dirty. Please, dear heavens. If you want to elevate something, elevate your influence so that you don't have to buy off the rack and designers will give you their stuff. So you don't have to walk out looking like a team version of Kate Middleton, please. Dear heavens. OK, I'm done. I got it out of my system. You were you had no idea what was happening there, did you?

Because you're a man. Rightfully so. You just can't wear a big baggy stuff like that. I mean, the jacket was baggy, the shirt was everything. Everything can't be baggy. Pick one thing. I don't get it.

But this it's just grifterism. She's not on the list. Why was she there?

Oh, because her agency probably bought her access, probably Netflix. They're desperate and promoting that boondoggle that they call a cooking show where she makes like somebody got like a chemical burns from her homemade salt scrub. I mean, it's the stupidest stuff ever.

People are broke and she's like, let's make candles. Shut up. Let's like be able to afford eggs. Not everybody was lucky and had a daddy that worked in Hollywood that paid for your schooling and paid for you to have access to all of this.

And then you consider marrying above your station to be female empowerment while also pretending to be duchess in a country that does not recognize nor give a rat's ass for such titles. Spare me. Good heavens. She's the one who chartered a private plane to fly down in Texas when they had the school shooting and have a camera crew videotape her laying flowers.

And then she went back up a stunt. Unbelievable. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lashes absurd truth podcast.

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