Jimmy Failla: Hey liberals, a lot of Latinos are here legally

Hey, welcome back everyone. I have some great news for you. Jimmy Fail is in studio.

It's hard to see him with his camouflage jacket on. But Jimmy, you're getting sent to your show in short time. Yep.

But that's not all you're doing. No, we got a lot going on. The night, it's called a night. Just a night. You only get the one night. Yeah. It's a night of comedy. It is December 12th. It is at the Tillis Center.

CW Post, your alma mater. Yes. I am told, reliably am told, it's LIU now, correct? Much more sophisticated. Right.

It sounds fancier. Yeah, you couldn't get into LIU. You'd get into Post. Post, yeah.

I can see you getting into Post, but not Long Island University. But it's myself, Adam Carolla, and Jim Brewer, and Anthony Rodia, phenomenal Italian comic, are doing a show there Thursday night, December the 12th. We're shooting it for Fox Nation. Anybody who wants to go, foxnation.com slash night of comedy.

How could you not want to go? I mean, I can't think of a single solitary reason. This is kind of, I've been reliably informed. This is the comedy event of the year. Not counting MSNBC's election night coverage. Right. Which is, but they had a laugh track.

So that's cheating. They killed it though. It is crazy. Before we leave this topic, the Tillis Center is beautiful. It is gorgeous. It is such a great place to be. Was it 2,500?

2,500. All right. That's a big, that's a big venue.

Right. But it's a beautiful, like you feel like it's a comedy club. Yeah, I'm thrilled. I can feel the tightness.

It went up well. And the nice thing about the Tillis Center, if you've never been there before is every sight line is incredible. I don't, I'm not like a seat snob, but I just spent a lot of money on Yankee playoff tickets and learned to appreciate the value of a seat that's actually, you know, of quality.

And they did that right at the Tillis Center. But unlike the Yankees, you guys will play. We don't quit after the fifth inning. We don't stop catching fly balls in the fifth inning.

In the beginning, you just don't start with punch lines and forget how to do it. We're going to get nine for God had a play completely though. Right. I mean, there's no way Jimmy fail. We'll go up there and say, I'm sorry.

Why am I here? No, we don't have the 10 year, $350 million contract. That's the other thing in comedy. You got to run out the grounders every single at bat. Right. Absolutely. And just when you think that you've arrived, what happens? You know how this works, man. Right. Just be like, okay, I'm Jimmy fail. No ma'am. It is a hamster wheel of comedy.

You just keep running, man. All right. So it'll be great.

And I'm going, I'm definitely going to go. December 12th. I left your name with security. They waived all the restrictions. They did. Finally. It's about time. So, so Jimmy, there's so much going on right now. First off, the Democrats are recalibrating what they've done wrong.

Yes. And I'm amazed at what among people that are standing up is Adam Schiff yesterday came out and just basically for a guy that won an election, he seemed pretty grim. He seemed pretty down. And in fact, this is what he said when he said, what went wrong with my party? And I was a little, I was a little shocked.

Here he is cut 31. Look, I think the entire democratic party bears the responsibility, myself included and the former president and the, uh, uh, Monteday and effective campaign. And you have to give him credit for that, but you have to give him credit for that.

Wow. His effective campaign. But then they rolled in a clip of him saying that he's more dangerous than Russia. Uh, that's what Trump saying that, but he does feel that way. There's people like Adam Schiff that weaponize the government against him. But I feel, I feel like Trump is more concerned about that than he is against about Hezbollah.

Oh, I would be a hundred percent. I mean, Hezbollah hasn't made half the effort to take Trump out that the government has. They didn't indict him 91 times. They didn't, you know, keep the agents off the sloped roofs of Butler, Pennsylvania, as the story goes. I'm not saying they did that on purpose, but the point is, uh, the Trump man is going into Washington and you can tell from the voice of a guy like Adam Schiff, there is a genuine concern right now because turning over the slate, you know, when you turn over the slate in the backyard, you see all the weird bugs and stuff like that.

You know, the slate they're trying to turn over right now is going to reveal some horrific things. We already saw him on the Twitter files. Yep.

Remember, uh, we show and burger and Matt Taibbi. He was all over it saying, take this down, do this because he's out there with the Silicon Valley crowd out in California. Yeah. So what was he doing? Yeah. If anyone's looking for a job as a food taster, a lot of people are hiring an EC right now.

It's a crazy time. Kamala Harris came back and says she's got two options. She wants to give some speeches and then she wants to see the run for governor for president again. You do a lot of career counseling. What do you think is best for her?

What do I think? I think she'd apply. She should apply a Chick-fil-A, uh, to work on a Sunday. Right.

Go in when they're not even open. Terrible. In terms of imagery have though, I mean, California, that's winnable for her. Although the state is kind of trending red. I mean, I, you know, it's not obviously going to win the popular vote, but you know, I don't see her as having a big future in the democratic party. I don't know if she got the memo yet. I know the early polling says there's a lot of sentiment towards her, but that's also people just coping with what just went on. I mean, subjecting her to a primary, this doesn't end. She shouldn't be running California.

She shouldn't be running a 5k, let alone a state. Um, couple of other things that are going on. One of which is you have a city that is now having to realize that they won't really have the best message. I see Richie Torres and Robert Holden ripping the democratic governor and then Robert Holden this morning on with us, uh, talking about how we got to learn to get rid of the sanctuary cities.

A Democrat cut 45. We had to remember, especially in New York city, nine 11, what happened? We didn't communicate.

The NYP didn't, didn't communicate with, uh, obviously federal agents. So that's how the, uh, the terrorists got in. So we need some communications. And what we're doing here is we're like shielding them. The, the governors, uh, democratic governors and the mayors of these sanctuary cities are shielding criminals and terrorists, Brian. So this is why it's so very important to start cooperating. And he loves seeing Tom home.

He goes, I see Tom Homan on the channel. I mean, there's people out there that don't, that really are concerned that Democrats had the, the wrong message. Oh, they entirely, you know what the problem was with sanctuary cities? It sounded fine when they didn't actually have to take in any migrants, meaning taking that position during Trump's first term, you know, it was trendy and you didn't have to concern yourself with actually putting your money where your mouth was. Cause people weren't getting in at these numbers. You know, when folks started to see how being a sanctuary city would affect their own personal quality of life, that kind of brought the consequence of this policy to the main, to the forefront.

And of course it's politically a disaster. Yeah. I mean, here's the other thing they were saying that, you know, the landscapers, people washing our dishes, the people I go to my kid goes to school with, these are good families.

Of course they are. Let's let's if they could, if they were affected by a crime, they didn't want to come forward because they're going to ask about their status. Those, that ship has sailed. A long time ago because they started to see their cities resemble cities that they fled. I mean, it's the, it's the one thing that makes me feel bad for the migrants getting off the bus at the Roosevelt hotel. They look around 46th street and they assume they've already been deported.

Wow. What the hell? What happened to Caracas? This place used to be nice. And then they were giving them free flights to other places. And then you get the murder of Lake and Riley because we say, hop on a plane, get out, you know, promise go. These guys are here just to kill.

Yep. And to be honest, the Democrats are getting the bill for that and they should get the bill for that. And one other thing, because you've heard a lot of this in the post-election analysis.

This happened on The View. You've certainly heard it on MSNBC a dozen times. They're like, I can't believe these Latino people just voted to deport their own families. I'm like, hey people, a lot of Latinos are here legally. Their families are here legally. This blanket assumption that any Latino is an illegal migrant, also a bad message for the Democrats to be peddling to that community. I a hundred percent agree.

Here's more from Robert Holden, Cup 47. I'm looking to President Trump because I think President Trump could say, you know what, if you're not going to, if you're going to violate the laws, the federal laws, the statutes that we have on the books, it's a felony to shield and harbor illegal aliens who have committed crimes. And you can't do that.

You can't shield them from ice. So the president actually could say to the governor and to the mayor, cooperate with us, or we're going to charge you with felonies. How's that one, Brian?

How's that? That's a reverse now. Now we can have the governor and the mayor charged with a felony for shielding and harboring illegal aliens. And can I just remind you, Jimmy, that is a Democrat in New York. People listening to this state lawmaker of Queens. Yes.

No, they got the memo on this one. And they also understand, like Tom Homan ain't doing this for the story. You know, in the movie Pulp Fiction, he's the wolf. You know, when they're in a real pinch and you need the best guy imaginable, Tom Homan is the wolf.

He lives and breathes the border. Can I ask you, what was Pulp Fiction about? When it was over, I still don't know what I was doing. It was a collection of things.

I'm a Jackrabbit Slims man myself. I just liked watching the twist contest, Travolta, Uma Thurman, stuff like that. A lot of good references. What is it ultimately about? Two hit men trying to find some sort of redemption is what I think it was. Really? Yeah. I don't know that it would mirror the plot of the You and Me movie, you know, because we'd make a good buddy cop movie, don't you think? I think so, too. I don't know. Would we be friends or would it be...

I feel like that's part of the challenge, though. We get on fine. So we might get in and have a lot of similar tastes. What we might find is, you know, usually in these movies, crime, fighting crime brings them together. We might go the other way. We'd get along in the opening scene.

Maybe by the end, we'd be like, I can't fight with this guy. We're good at the ride-alongs. It's just when we get out of the car, we have different philosophies. It's a totally different movie now, though. It's not Bad Boys.

In the woke New York that we live in, it would be called Bad Thems. It's a whole different story. Right.

We'll see what happens. When you talk to people in your life, how happy are they? Right now? Thrilled. But you know who also is thrilled with the electoral outcome? Seriously? Liberals. Because a lot of them are glad they don't have to pretend we're all going to die.

You know how that was the fashion in 2016? We've clearly moved on from that. You don't have all the protests outside of Trump Tower right now. They're not harassing the Electoral College to recount on the merits of Jill Stein and the 13 votes she got.

And people, I believe, feel just a sense of relief this time around. Do you know that Joe Biden, I know he's going to Staten Island today. He's going to partnership.

What is he doing? I mean, do you realize that the Trump team is basically starting to take over and there's no pushback. There's no like one president at a time.

No, we'd like one president. Anybody. Could someone stand up and do something? I think my personal best Biden highlight last week, you know, where he gave the speech and then wandered into the woods. Clearly, yeah, clearly trying to find the cannibals who ate his uncle. And I respect that. That's a man who sticks up for his family. The second that he walked in there, did you have that punch line?

In my head, yeah. Immediately. I was like, wow, he's going to avenge Uncle Bozy. I love it. Wow. How do you remember it's Uncle Bozy? Uncle Bozy.

Right. Now, if you would use that on, how often, how much Biden material do you have? This is what's sad for me because it's now becoming a retrospective. You used to do your act with him as the sitting president.

Now you have to repurpose your act. I was doing this on the road this weekend as I'm going to miss Joe Biden. And now you just do the meatball of greatest hits about things we observed during the course of this presidency that were kind of endearing.

Do you want one? Right. It's one of my favorite things about Joe Biden. He's the only president in the history of the country who makes the sign language interpreter shrug. You've never seen a president speak and stump a sign language interpreter. But Biden, you know, makes up words. I thought it was so funny on the couch last week when you said essentially, Deb, the comedians have been leading the way towards the end of political correctness and you're not equipped to do this.

No. You're like, we should not be leading anything. We did not want this assignment.

We did not wake up. We didn't sign up for this, Kennedy. You spent your whole life not leading. That was the point. You don't want to lead.

The premise of being a comic is you don't ever have to be taken seriously. Right. And now we're kind of driving political discourse and it's insane to me.

It's not good. That's when you got worried about the country. Yeah. It had nothing to do with the illegal immigration.

No. Or the inflation. When I saw my own words having an impact, I got concerned.

The groceries prices and the crime prices didn't concern me. But when I saw the comics, I was like, there's a problem. Dave Chappelle is considered courageous because he refused to be canceled. And he exposed them for what they were. They didn't have any power. Right. It was just harass corporations so they behave the way you want them to and then move on with your life. And once someone actually stood there, there's nothing they could do, but continue to tweet, at which point they moved on. All right.

I got to get to this. Christian Polisic is the captain of the national team, U.S. national team. And he goes ahead and after scoring a fantastic goal, does the Trump dance. Huge pushback. And one of the quotes is from people that are offended. He goes, for non-heterosexual people that saw that dance who are not heterosexual, they were consulted. Now Trump is a danger to gays. He just hired a treasury secretary who is only gay.

You don't have to guess. No, that's the thing. You see, there are people out there, OK, two types of people. A lot of people that want to they want victim status. So they gravitated towards all these falsehoods that Trump was coming after gays and minorities and women.

And they just didn't get the memo that he wasn't. And they don't know what to do now. So people are going, you know, I said, I'm transitioning with my Biden material. There's a lot of liberals that are transitioning with their oppression material. They're like, oh, what do we do? There's 10 women in the Cabinet. I guess he's not taking away our rights.

There's a gay treasury secretary. I guess we're going to be OK. And they don't know what to do yet. So they're still kind of playing the old card. Absolutely. Good point. The athletic says, Jeff Reuter says this.

He worried that the soccer star has not considered the impact of the dance and the move while he may come to regret it. Hey, Jimmy failed. In just one more moment, he's going to tell us again why we should watch him and everybody should watch him at a night of comedy, December 12th at the Tilla Center. Jimmy, you have two minutes to think of other reasons. Back in a moment.

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Discover more at Viking dot com. So, Jimmy, you know, Thanksgiving's coming up at matters, right? Are you going to confirm it or not? I know it's I can confirm. It's, you know, that Butterball has a hotline and you can call in with any of your questions.

They've had it since 1981. So where do you think we get the most they get the most questions from? From people who don't know how to make a turkey. Is that what it is? How about the region? Maybe I should have phrased it differently. I actually think it's our region. I think it's the Northeast. You're right. They said they received the most calls was California and the top city was New York City followed by Chicago and Nassau, New York. Nassau County, Strong Island, my people. So how many people are just like they strip a turkey down, they take the net off, undo the ankle was the ankle bracelets.

And then they go, what the hell do I do now? I mean, can you look at where online now? The Internet says, no, we should be able to do this. Come on. That phone number should be getting zero calls. Right. OK. And, you know, it's funny.

I would like to see the stats on where the fire department gets the most calls. I bet it's our region also because everybody up here decides once they're going to deep fry a turkey. They only do it once. Right. OK. It's a lot of work. The potential for disaster is everywhere. Do you think they should hand out Stridex pads with that?

Because don't you is it don't you should never be eating fried food. Yeah. Right. Isn't that supposed to be the plan? But yeah, I heard the Frank Perdue numbers.

I want to hear the McGruff numbers. So, you know, Jimmy, you know, we're on W.A.B.C. Yeah. Love in New York. So one of the things that they could do, the W.A.B.C.

listeners to go and see a comedy, but with the elegance. Can I just bring that out? Yeah. It's a little bit elegant when you go to the Tillis Center. You have symphonies that they do the Nutcracker there. Yeah.

How do I know? I was the bartender outside on a roller card is only serving beer and wine when I was in college there. That's classy. Yes. Yeah. Well, this ain't Swan Lake.

But these are classy comics. Thank you. It's myself, Jim Brewer, Adam Carolla, Anthony Rodea. Right. A night of comedy. December 12th, December 12th and Sunday, December 12th at the Tillis Center. Tickets are at Fox Nation dot com slash night of comedy. All tickets available for the pre-show cocktail party or pre-show cocktail party.

That's what I'm saying. This is going to make us look our acts look a lot classier than they are. This just in there's a post-show meet and greet. Yes.

But you know, it's funny what they're emphasizing the pre-show because they don't expect any of the comics to be presentable for the fourth. But are you someone that always goes up sober? Yes, I have my brains a lot sharper, oddly enough sober. Like you slow it down a little bit if you start drinking. Is your one of your biggest fan fears is that you have a few drinks and you kill and then you think to yourself for that one that needs to dress as the new production model. I've seen this done a few different ways, but no, I will put up all of my numbers at the after party and it's going to be a rowdy one. Well, you can do a you can do a breathalyzer.

I don't know that there's a bit. It'll come to the point of a breathalyzer. I mean, I've been in a showbiz 20 years.

We're on to things much stronger than alcohol. I like show business. You have anything player for your show, your radio show Fox Across America today. I have a great comic, Danny Polishock, who makes all the A.I. videos. Well, swept the Internet.

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