Cage Match: Tyrus & Julie Banderas battle over Tom Brady, Kim Kardashian rumors

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Plus, free shipping with the code soldegenero10. Tom Brady can't date Kim Kardashian, okay? Kim Kardashian, listen, she's hot, she's a bazillionaire, but she's like a paparazzi girl. She f***ed on camera to get famous.

Sure, she's talented, she does other stuff. She ruins every man's life she touches. She's a Daily News, a Page Six, a reality TV girl. Nothing. What am I? I'm nothing. She's like, I'm not saying there's something wrong with that. But you're Tom Brady.

And that is Dave Portnoy, the famously Barstool founder, a multimillionaire himself, who worships Tom Brady. And we saw the news, the 45-year-old dating the 42-year-old Kim Kardashian with me right now, relationship expert Tyrus, as well as Julie Banderas, who also loves talking about other couples. No, we're really successful in relationships. How many shows have you been on just talking about these relationships?

We actually have a dual book coming out. Just on Kim Kardashian? How not to do it. Yeah, Cream in Circumstance. The Love Boat. So listen, that white party, Michael Rubin evidently, do you know him? I interviewed him once. We're both Boston fans.

I mean, he's alright. He's got a white party that everybody wants to go to in the Hamptons. I mean, Tyrus, you go to a lot of these, you live in the Hamptons, don't you? I do. Right.

Can you give your exact address out? Yeah, no. No, no, please don't do that. I will not do that. But it was one of these parties that everybody wants to go to.

Tom Brady and Kim Kardashian. See, I don't want to go to those parties anymore. You used to, though. I've traveled the world. I've literally worked for the coolest dude on the planet. I've seen it all.

Snoop Dogg. Yeah, I've seen it all. Not Godfell.

No, not Godfell. I don't really work for him. Oh.

But I've seen it all, so those things don't appeal to me. I think it's funny that people were even talking about this. Like, leave Tom alone.

You know, this is... Tom Brady. Yeah, there's nothing to this. I don't think there's any there there, because Kim does everything on social media for attention. That's her brand. That's how she does it. And if there would have been pictures, there would have been all kinds of stuff.

She would have came out, and then, of course, then we would have had Yee going buck wild. Right, Kanye West. Like, Tom Brady is a saint. You know, he's just going to do his right thing. And hey, even, and let's say it was, how about you applaud a guy who's 45 and is dating in his age group?

Because everyone loves to attack older guys for dating younger men. 42. Yeah, you know, so who cares? So you've said a lot of things. Yeah.

You said a lot. You said Tom Brady's a great guy. Yeah. Kim Kardashian, around his age. Yep. And he's allowed to date who he wants.

Yep. But they are public figures, Julia Banderas, and it is noteworthy that two very famous, two of the most famous people in the world... Yeah. ...might be dating, because it just so happens, Kim Kardashian, I have met her a few times, seems a lovely woman, extremely successful. But every man she is with gets ruined. Kanye West lost his mind.

Even what's his name? Kanye was crazy before they got married. Pete Davidson went into mental rehab.

Listen, there's that one... He also had mental issues and depression issues and personality issues before we met Kim. Okay, but being in front of a camera all the time...

I have a lot to say about this. First of all, they're both divorced. I mean, they're both divorced, so they have every right to date. Kim Kardashian, I've known for years. I've been close personal friends of hers. She's a really sweet girl. She's actually a really good person. She's an amazing mother. She's loyal as hell. She's a good person, I'm telling you. Not only that, she's so driven and she's so outspoken...

Entrepreneur. ...and she stands up for people that otherwise would not be stood up for, meaning, you know, prisoners that perhaps were wrongfully imprisoned. But she tries, you know, and I think that she gets a bad rap just because she's part of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

She's actually one of the nicest. I know the entire cast. I knew Kanye before they got married. He was crazy, and he was crazy during their marriage. In fact, all of the family did not understand why she married Kanye. We were all kind of like, what the hell is she thinking?

You're not buying it. I don't think that they're together, per se, but I wouldn't doubt if they were flirty and stuff. And if they were together, I'd say more power to her.

She likes football players. The dynamic was basketball players, and it was only the one. The kid that was in New Jersey is the only one who survived. He owns a restaurant now. Humphries? Humphries, the lights go down. He survived. Humphries is a survivor. Humphries is a complete loser. I knew him very well.

This is what I'm talking about. Do you know him? Have you hung out with him? I've spent Fourth of July together with him. I was the first one to hug him, and I was like, we yelled together, free at last. My sister directed his wedding.

You have no idea how much dirt I have on Humphries. Where'd it come from? That guy. Because I knew him personally, I'm telling you. First of all, my sister directed his wedding.

Salt of the Earth, Kardashian. Directed his wedding? Yes, she absolutely directed his wedding because he was televised, and she directed it. No. No, but my sister was the executive producer of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

She's been married happily to a camera for over 25 years now. You have no idea. Humphries is such a jackass. Like, he is such a loser. You know what? He's not here to defend himself, so I will defend him.

I don't care. He was such a loser. Would he still be in the NBA if he didn't marry her? No, his footwork was horrendous, but he had effort.

He had great effort. And you know what? Let's just keep it real.

Since you want to put her over so well. God, he's such a tool. He's such a tool. Yeah.

God, he's such a tool. How about getting a bunch of plastic surgery and then making videos with girls on diet information telling them, this is all you have to do to be like this. Like, oh, that's fine. She's an influencer. She's an influencer, and guess what? She makes millions and millions of dollars doing it. Millions of dollars convincing girls that they can look like her with butt implants, boob implants, nose jobs. She's not telling people to go out and do it. If you go out and do it, then you're stupid because you're following her.

Diet plans convincing girls like, yeah, just drink this shake and you'll look just like this. No. Boo this woman. She's not telling anybody to do anything. She's living her life. She could be a very nice person. She's very, very nice. And she's an amazing mother. Okay, this is, by the way, we're breaking news here.

To take two global figures and break it down. God, Chris Humphries is such a loser. Sorry. How dare you besmirch Humphries' name. God, I have so much more on him. I can't say it because NDA's whole crowd has no idea.

Allison, this is the first time besmirch was used on the show ever. I take it to the next level. Eric, would you look up in our library?

All right, so how about this? A.I., Joe Biden, listen to this. You would think this is the old school of comedy.

Here's Joe Biden talking about what he's up against on The Daily Show. Now, hey, I know I'm old as f***. I get it, America. I'm tired. I'm slowing down.

I make Al Pacino look like Timothée f***ing Chalamet. I know I wasn't your first choice in 2020. Hell, I wasn't my first choice. You think I like getting a syringe of B12 plunged in my ass every morning just to stay alert enough to run this country?

S*** no. But these are the cards we're dealt, Jack. I'm going to be so hopped up on goofballs and cocaine.

I'm going to make Don Jr. look normal. Reality is I can't step down and let who? Kamala run?

Have you seen her as Veep? Get the f*** out of here. My priority's in 2024. So all I can say is a vote for me is a vote for four more years of holding fascism at bay. Or as long as this ticker keeps pumping a minimal amount of blood for consciousness. And if you can't tell this is an A.I.

generated voice, then lots of luck in your senior year. So what do you think that means? That was amazing. How funny is that? I actually think he actually should endorse that and say it was him. Because that was the coolest Biden I've ever heard. I loved that. I'd vote for him based on that A.I. I would.

He would have said, come on, pal. Who are you talking about? Jack. That was amazing. Corn Pop.

No. So what I find really amazing about that, now that they did the A.I. voice pretty good, it's him in the 80s, 70s.

Number two is it's actually funny. It was amazing. And they would not do that in SNL today. They would not do that. Remember they made fun of Barack Obama? He had a really bad debate. They would never do that again.

And that's what's killing me about comedy. They're doing it now because they've turned on him. So now it's all coming out.

Now they want to get on the bus. He's old all of a sudden. All of a sudden now he's old. He was old 20 years ago. Harrison Ford is 81 and doing the damn thing.

Still working at a high level, doing high action movies. But Biden, who's around the same age, can't function like that. So we're not making fun of 80-year-olds? No, he's just his life. All people age differently.

One 80-year-old is not necessarily at the same cognitive level as another 80-year-old. Right. But I have to say this. This administration never owns up to anything, right?

I know. They never admit anything. They never admit that, yeah, he's a little older than his age, right?

And he doesn't necessarily cognitively have it all together. But they would never say that. Well, okay, not I'm old as F, but that was actually my favorite part. But they should say, look, I'm not a spring chicken. No, I'm not 55.

And, yeah, when we get in our 80s, we might not be as sharp. I don't know. I think he should admit it. He says the exact wrong thing when he says watch me because we are watching you. Painfully.

Pete Buttigieg said it so eloquently. If you could only see him in the office doing what he does best, if you could just sit in there and this is where maybe you could make a call to your friend, Kim, because she does reality TV shows. Maybe we get a reality show of what's going on in the Oval Office. You know, get some clues about it.

That would be the most boring reality show ever. Is it? Really? When he comes out with pajamas on and his suit jacket on. Withdrawal coming out of his face. The indentation of his jaw with a sleep apnea. And his CPAP on the phone. And his CPAP straps. Right before that news conference, by the way, why do you think why do you think he had a freaking indentation in his cheek right before that news conference? Because he fell with a CPAP on. No, no. What? Yeah, he went clunk.

OK, no. He had a freaking breathing device for his sleep apnea. And he fell. He was napping right before that freaking news conference. He fell. He fell with a sleep apnea on.

But you do bring up a good point, Julie, too. He could have fallen. But he does not have long days. OK, but he just woke up from a nap is what I'm trying to say.

I'm not saying he didn't fall. He has to take a nap to get ready for a nap. So I had speculation before, which in retrospect is even more valuable now for this segment, that he's not having a good weekend. Between the cocaine found in his White House, the weekend that he now has with Hunter one-on-one, knowing that plea deal looms, if this goes back to him and his family, the deal blows up.

We don't know what else they found. And number two, he's got it ready for a NATO conference. He's also green-lid cluster bombs, which 120 countries have said not to. I'm pro cluster bomb.

Anything it takes for them to beat the Russians, I'm fine with. You know, here's the thing on that. I mean, my kids are young, so I haven't had to experience this yet. Julie, your kids are young. I would be so violated if I came home and my kids had got into my favorite scotch.

I'd be fired up. So he's got to spend the weekend with his son, and he's not sure if his son got half his stash, left it out. So he's, you know, it's going to be some awkward parenting. So don't worry. You know, you heard I don't know if you saw you follow my career close, but I do the morning show. I follow you so closely. Thank you. I'm actually a stalker. We have thank you.

I'd be honored. Ambassador Nikki Haley was on today and she just says, if you don't vote for me, it's a vote for Kamala Harris. She doesn't even acknowledge that Joe Biden's on the ticket.

In case you think that Kamala Harris is coming into her own three years in. Listen to with her, listen to her talk about culture off the cuff. Ask the question. You can go anywhere with it. Let's see where she goes.

Cut 34. Well, I think culture is it is a reflection of our moment in our time. Right. And and and present culture is the way we express how we're feeling about the moment. And and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment.

That is a reflection of what has you know, it comes in the morning. Oh, my God. We have to find all right.

Ways to also express almost the way we feel about the moment in terms of just having language and a connection to how people are experiencing life. Oh, my God. Preach.

All right. You know what? She should take that cocaine that came in through the entrance. I'm pretty sure it's her hearing that it was hers.

No, I'm pretty sure she actually needs it because I think I think that people that are on Coke actually are more cognitive than she is. That's really bad. Sharper.

Tyrus, you know what? That was off. She's drinking. She's she's drinking. That was a drunk rant of something. I don't think her speech writer is is Jack Daniels. I believe that that's just somebody who's out. I got it.

Four score and culture. But that's kind of the way it is with this administration. John Pierre used a preview and purview as the same word eight times. I'm not pretty sure she thought that meant what it was still was still not sure. Yeah, but she said it nine, nine, 19 times or something like that. And Kamala, you know, she's just there's a flask somewhere or. She just found out that her half her stash was gone. Right. And she was in the library and then she had to go out and talk about culture and basically keep your hands out my stuff. I'm going to take a break.

Come back. We have a couple more minutes, but he's got to ask you because we have you know, Tyrus got big news, Julie. Yeah, he's hosting the show tonight.

Saturday night at 10 o'clock. Is that correct? Yeah, I got a major guest.

Big timer. No, I was on the show for the show. That's weird. Actually, your people put us on hold. We're still on hold. Tyrus, would you change your music? I mean, I was just one song. I'm booked when Kat's hosting, but not with you.

So I guess you need to make some requests. Oh, God, Brian. What do we call the name of the show? It's Fox News Saturday night. So I mean, it's not all gold. It's the title.

It's very original, by the way. So it airs on Saturday with Tyrus. Yeah. Right.

It's really good. Ten o'clock. Yeah. And it's part of that jam packed Saturday night that you've been leading. Right. I'm joining the chase.

8 p.m., baby. One Nation. I'll be on One Nation with him. We're going to be your lead in, actually. We're going to be your lead in. So you may actually have a chance at good ratings.

Julie Bendara is going to be on One Nation. Yeah, I am. OK.

I can't wait to see what you wear Saturday. Back in a moment. Yeah, I can't either.

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