Florida Man stories continue to baffle, with one individual robbing a woman at a bus stop and another caught with meth in his underwear. Meanwhile, a man accused of stealing nearly a million dollars worth of milk is arrested, and a new study finds that only the rich, remote workers, and Gen Zers care about the banking crisis. The East Palestine cleanup is nearly complete, and France is the first European country to begin the dollarization movement. In Chicago, the mayor-elect is pushing for social workers, counselors, and EMTs to be sent to crime scenes instead of police officers. [... more]