Florida Man stories highlight the absurdity of human behavior, from stealing AC units on bicycles to running an illegal animal fighting ring. Meanwhile, a father's disappointment is palpable as his daughter asks if Hitler is dead on Father's Day. Researchers have discovered a biological mechanism that causes hair to thin, potentially leading to a cure for baldness. A gym owner's attempt to fake her own death for an insurance claim backfires, and people are now quiet quitting their friendships as well as their jobs. [... more]