A Florida Man crashes into a business and flees the scene, while a top-secret military acoustic detection system picked up the implosion of the Titan submersible days ago. Meanwhile, aspartame, a popular sugar substitute, is coming under new scrutiny amid fresh research linking it to a possible increased cancer risk. In other news, North Koreans are turning against their supreme leader, Kim Jong-un, and ancient Egyptian cults used psychedelics and drank bodily fluid cocktails 2,500 years ago. [... more]