Classic Car Guy Comedy - New Years Jokes

Speaking of New Year's, and it's being New Year's Day, I get a chance to do my New Year's jokes, which I dearly love. Joanna, I'm sure you're not shocked. So I stayed up this New Year's Eve, not to see the New Year in, but to make sure the other one leaves.

I bet you that was that way in Louisiana a lot, right? I agree, totally. And not to brag, but I already have a date for next New Year's Eve. Oh? Yeah, December 31st, just saying.

Okay. And this one's a little political, which is not my style, but it's still, I thought it was really funny. Did you hear that New York City itself paid Hillary Clinton $2 million as a consultant for the New Year's Eve? You didn't hear that, did you?

They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last minute. And I don't know about you, but last night, right before the clock struck midnight on New Year's Eve, I made sure to lift up my left leg. You know why, Carmen? No, I don't, Robbie. Tell me.

So I could start out the New Year on the right foot. So there you go. Anna, in case that had you tickled a little bit, I really like this one particularly, of all my jokes today, of why did China cancel the Chinese New Year? Did you wonder about that one, Joanne?

No, I can't say I have. Everybody was Kung flu fighting. Oh, goodness. Oh, goodness. And we had that here, Christmas.

Yeah, it's just gone on and on and on. Those cats were fast as lightning. You might remember the song from our era. But anyway, so you knew at the end of all those shenanigans, I actually have a really, really cool Bible riddle today for you all out there. So here we go. Blowing the ram's horn.

Some people call it a chauffeur. Blowing the ram's horn on Rosh Hashanah, which is the Jewish New Year, it has ramifications. It has ramifications for whose birth? Have you ever wondered about that? What is Rosh Hashanah when you're when you're celebrating the Jewish New Year? Whose birth are you actually celebrating? And that is the ramification of Rosh Hashanah.