Classic Car Guy Comedy - Hope Jokes

Speaking of hope, since it was, you know, in your tagline there, so being the Christian car guy, you're going to like this one, Keith. When I die, I hope it's peacefully in my sleep, like grandpa, right? Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

You like that, do you? And actually, I had hopes of making my racing snail faster, so I removed its shell. Did you know what happened, Keith? What happened? It only became more sluggish.

It was, come on bird, it was a little funny, you know. Very little, yes. Very little. So, you may not know this, but I've thought about it. Twenty years ago, we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. Now we've got no cash, no hope, and no jobs.

I mean, literally, we don't. I like that one. So, with that in mind, we don't want Kevin Bacon to die.

This would be bad. Just as a side note, Keith, which you don't know, and the reason why I find this particularly funny, is that my mother's maiden name was Bacon. It's true.

I don't know if I'm related to Kevin, but I do know that my grandfather's name was Hairy Bacon, and even more concerning was his brother's name, Dewey Bacon. You know what I can say, you know? He would fry you whenever. So anyway, you know, after all those shenanigans, I would actually, and I do, have a Bible riddle for you, if you can answer today. Here's your riddle.

And I really like this one, Keith, by the way. Which prophet's enemies they hoped, you know, because we're on this idea of hope, they hoped he would die in a deep hole that was once filled with water. You might think they meant well. Which prophet, right? His enemies hoped he would die in a deep hole that was once filled with water. You might think they meant well.