Classic Car Guy Comedy - Crypto Humor

You know, I have to do a few dad jokes just to warm up everybody. So anyway, speaking of Bitcoin, right? I don't know if you've heard this, Chris, but from what I understand, Superman is useless on Wednesday evenings because he goes to his weekly Bitcoin meeting. You understand why he's useless? Carmen, do you get that?

Can you explain to me? Yeah, it's kryptonite. That's pretty funny. It'll get you every time, right? So Chris, you're going to like this one.

My new year's resolution for 2021 is to buy Bitcoin in 2011. Amen, brother. That would have been something, right?

Oh my goodness, we'd only done that. So, you know, I don't know, for those of us in radio, we really like this new cryptocurrency that's come out. It's called Decibel, right?

You yell in your microphone and you get the money. It's a sound investment, Carmen. It is. Decibel. But I don't know if you follow many cryptocurrencies out there as you're listening today, but oh my goodness, there's a new one that comes out almost every minute, I think.

So I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there actually is a decibel out there. But anyway, we got to get to a Bible riddle, so here we go. So, I really enjoy this particular Bible riddle. So who in the Bible gnashed his teeth, right, because of a buried coin? It was sort of a Bitcoin. Who in the Bible gnashed his teeth because of a coin? It was sort of a buried coin. We would say that's a Bitcoin. So anyway.