Classic Car Guy Comedy - Inspiration Jokes

Years and years. Speaking of inspiration, Dave. The other day I tried to be inspirational by saying, you know, you miss a hundred percent of the shots that you don't take. And now I'm banned from AA for life. This one's a little risky, but you've heard a few Helen Keller jokes in your time. This one is actually funny, I thought. Helen Keller was truly inspirational, don't you think, Beth Ann? Don't drag me into the blind jokes. It isn't.

Okay. She actually is very inspirational. She was.

She was able to learn how to read and write despite being from Alabama. Robby. Robby, Robby.

Exit stage left. And I actually have to tell you, this last one I have, I probably laughed for five minutes out loud if you heard me back there because this was, I just did not see this one coming. So it's not quite true, but it is funny. My grandfather died last night.

They couldn't figure out what his blood type was in time to give him a transfusion. He was, however, such an inspirational guy to the very end. Nice. I'll never forget his last words to me. Be positive. You gotta admit that's funny. Be positive. Yeah, I try.