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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Can I just say I just don't know if there's a better interest intro than Simple Minds New Gold Dream. I mean, it's such a great intro. Oh, love it. Maybe some love and rocket stuff. I don't know. All right.
Let's see. Okay, this is I've got it. I got to immediately get into this. This is the steak knives lady. I got to take her first. Lady steak knife. It's what we're calling her. A Florida woman attacks and throws steak knives at a dude because he left her at a bar. I feel like I would leave her there too.
You know, she seems the type. A Florida woman was taken to jail. She attacked a dude with steak knives and a bottle opener at a Flagler County home last week.
Dale Dale lean die. It's da I l e n. I don't know. Keller 34 was arrested on charges of aggravated battery and domestic battery. So they were called to her house because she was attacking a dude. She's crying in her mugshot.
She looks really remorseful. The guy said it started he left Colorado bar because he wanted to leave and she didn't then they met up with each other later that night. She grabbed three steak knives and a bottle opener and began attacking him. She threw a steak knife at him as he hid behind a chair. And when he tried to disarm her, she stabbed him in the forearm with a bottle opener. Then she threw two knives at him when he tried to run away, striking him in the back and in his ear. Sounds like she's pretty good throwing knives. Like why is she not doing axe throwing? Like get get her to a bar to do axe throwing, which is where you want to go. Yeah, she's taken into custody. She's on $12,500 bond.
But I'm just saying can I just go back to that for a minute? I mean, she got him every time. She's throwing them knives and she's don't do that. He may have been a big target. He may have been a big target. Like she was inebriated and she's still hitting the mark. That's all I'm saying. Like if I was picking somebody for my axe throwing team, you know, or darts, I'd be like, she's with me. I'm just saying. She can't be right now because she's literally in jail.
But you know what I mean? Let's see. Two Florida men were arrested for catching a baby gator and then they kept it in a cooler to eat. I'm actually sad for a gator.
I can't even believe this. This isn't Tallahassee. They're all the way up in Tallahassee, the gators? Oh, they've been accused of eating a baby gator in Lake Talquin and keeping it alive in a cooler to eat later at home. That is so mean. They got charged because they took a gator without a license and they accused each other of wanting to eat the gator.
But they're in trouble. I kind of feel bad for that little gator. Little gator. It's my new rat name. Stick with us.
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So yes, I have where my main issue. I'm going to close my eyes and then I'm going to vote for closed borders. I'm going to vote for less taxes. I'm going to vote for more reasonable energy costs. And if you vote, close your eyes and vote that way. It's a pretty simple choice because both candidates have a history. So you just vote on that.
And I don't have to tell you who I'm voting for. Well, she just looked confused there. She's like, wait a minute. Where's this going? When I was actually confused, right? He said, I'm going to close my eyes and I'm like, oh, boy, where are we going?
Where are we going? That I mean, there are a lot of people who feel that way. And there are a lot of people more so than are more. There are more people like this than there are people who are supremely devoted to one candidate or the other. And to an extent, neither party understands that. To be honest with you, Democrats don't get it. And a lot of Republicans don't get it. That's why, you know, people are telling Republicans talk about these issues. When you talk about these issues, man, you're winning people over right and left when you're sticking to the hits, when you're sticking to the what you want to do to counter the delis at the border, when you're sticking to what you're going to do to defeat inflation, when you're sticking to making tax cuts permanent, when you're sticking to do you like your health care, you can actually keep it instead of trying to.
Because that's one of the other things we're going to talk about. Kamala Harris wants to just eliminate all private plans entirely. I mean, I don't know if you've all been on government care, but it's horrible. It is really bad. It's like might as well just not have it. It's so bad. And you do lose your doctors because I've lost three of them. Thanks to Obamacare.
So great. So when people sit here and tell me that doesn't happen, that's that. My truth is no, that's the truth. So that's the other thing you got to consider. People don't want to pay an arm and a leg for health insurance for their families and then be denied access to specialists and the doctors that they've been going to their whole life. They don't want to have to pay more. Those are the issues that you hit.
That's the stuff that you talk about. And Democrats aren't doing that, as we can see. And that's one of the reasons why they are struggling with a lot of independence. But you still have this narrative of I think people believe that either side is wholly, completely tribal and partisan to one candidate or the other. And it's not like that. And people are overlooking that huge, huge demographic of people right in the middle who are kind of looking to the right and left. And they're not happy with either choice.
But when you talk to them about the issues, they're like this guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
I want all these things. OK, then. That's why I think it's Republicans need to make it less about names and more about issues. Let the issues be the names. Right. Let let reducing and eliminating illegal immigration be the name. Let lower taxes be the name. That's that's what you need to do.
That's what they how they have to do this. Meanwhile, Democrats, what are Democrats talking? I mean, I literally don't even know what are their they've got Joe Biden stuff. And then she's what is she going to actually debate?
I know they get a VP debate coming up next week. And we'll see. We'll see how that works. Coming up, we've got the latest Israel and in Lebanon going after Hezbollah. And I don't know. We'll see what happens.
They finally I think you're going to you're going to have to they need to completely just exclude the United States from the process of decision making on that. I were influenced on that. Also, I've got some polling for you.
There's measures on favorability, on momentum. And we've got to talk about voter canvassing. Republicans have been behind the ball on voter canvassing and are still behind the ball on it. That is a huge problem. And if anybody watched the results coming in in 2012, as I did live that night and then having to go on television, it is I'm terrified that we're going to have a repeat of that. And this you don't think that canvassing and getting these voters out is important. This is what gets Republicans every time. So we have to talk about this. And then we're also going to get Gina Jackson made a claim about Kamala Harris and the left lost their minds this weekend.
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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So apparently there's incidents of GPS spoofing. It used to happen quite a bit.
Now it's like a 400 percent increase according to an O.P.S. group report. GPS spoofing occurs when fake radio signals are used to interfere and override a legitimate one. It's a cyber attack. And now there's a lot of discussion as to whether or not foreign entities, you know, hostile entities could use this as a way of cyber attacks against the United States. So have fun on your flights. Think about that the next time you're flying. No, no, no fear.
No, no worries. Let's see. Cards Against Humanity sues SpaceX and alleges invasion of land on the U.S. Mexico border. Cards Against Humanity. This is OK. They've sued SpaceX saying that Musk's firm illegally took over a plot of land on the U.S. Mexico border that the party game company bought in 2017.
They were trying to stop what they said was Trump's attempt to build the wall. I've never played this game. No, I've never played Cards Against Humanity because it sounds stupid and I've never played it.
If I wanted to play a game, I'm going to play a game like Risk or Monopoly where I can shake everybody down or take over all your land. So this is true. I didn't know that Cards Against Humanity were a bunch of butthurt progressives.
Did you know that? So you're putting money in the pocket of Marxists. But they bought this land as a way to stop Trump's attempt to build a wall.
Well, I mean, I would then I would just out of spite, even though I don't believe in imminent domain and what the left does, I would exploit that and then I would take it and use that to take their land. Let's see here. Metabolism and diet, they say, are linked to the root of bipolar depression. This also seems like kind of a duh issue. Scientists in Edinburgh say that they have studied the link between healthy diets and the prevalence of bipolar depression. And they've looked at hundreds of thousands of people for a pretty wide reaching study. It was done by the Suzuki Foundation and the UK Research and Innovation Agency.
And so they're looking at the relationship between that and other metabolic disorders. So very interesting. Emmanuel Macron, who is he's the French Marxist with the hot for teacher wife.
His his remember, he married his teacher. He unveiled a new right wing French government. Remember, they the Marxists over in France lost in the last election. So they had to snap a general election and delivered a hung parliament.
Now they have a new lineup. Their prime minister, Michel Barnier. It's a huge shift to the right, even though they did have a lot of the parliamentary seats. They were there were some seats that were kept or won by the left wing alliance. They have a lot more centrist and people on the right.
So it's a fractured parliament. It'll be very interesting to see what they do. Trump says that if he doesn't win in 2024, he's not going to run again in 2028.
That will be it. And I think that that's the right choice to make. I mean, regardless, I mean, he's turned out even if he runs, we're going to have to have another big giant election in 28 because he's turned out. But if he doesn't win, he says he's not going to run again.
And I think it would be crazy at this point to do it. The oh, this is interesting. This guy, that Anchorage man who was arrested for making threats against the Supreme Court justices, he's been released.
Now, the 20 after 22 crimes and hundreds of messages, he's been released, according to the DOJ. More on that coming up. Senator, you have stood firmly behind Israel, but do you agree with any part of what your colleague Senator Sanders said there? No, not not not at all.
And I don't want to be very clear. I thought what Israel chose to do about blowing up the pagers and then walkie talkies and then after targeting and eliminating membership and leadership of Hezbollah. I absolutely support that. In fact, if anything, I love it.
And Israel demonstrated that they will not allow terrorists not to be held accountable. And I fully support that. And it's not about nothing. That is what my colleague has said. Yeah. So he's he's got a hoodie pass. See, I like that.
Why can't all Democrats sound like that? Why? Why is he got to be the only one that makes sense on this? You know, I kind of want to intervene here and tie just a small knot in each of the strings on the side of his hoodie, because I noticed on that hoodie it wasn't knotted. And so when he washes it, that string is going to disappear and it's going to be just annoying to get that out as like as a kindness, you know, for just talking sense. I'd like to you know, I just got to intervene real quick, like, you know, make sure you put it on that string so it doesn't disappear up inside your hoodie. Like me.
Sure. So he's he's got the hoodie pass on that. He's like, in fact, I think I love it. You knew that they were just that you couldn't see the anchors faces or the producers. But you knew that they were just going, oh, when he said that, you knew it. You knew it.
They were just shocked that he said it. I mean, Cut 20 was another moment he had with the same interviewer, which I thought was pretty. And 22.
Yeah, I know that one I was going to say. OK, do 20, do 20 then that I know you have Fetterman as you're today in stupidity. I do. Only because he doubled down after doing what we're about to play now.
OK, go ahead. I know you've talked about this quite a bit. Vice President Harris, as you know, once supported a ban on fracking when she was running for president in 2020. She even sued the Obama administration to prevent fracking off California's coast. Now she says she will not ban the practice as president.
Why should voters trust that that is really what the vice president believes? So strange why we just keep talking about fracking. Now, back in 2020, I said that that might be an issue, but it's not going to be a defining issue. And now in 2024, we're still trying to talk about fracking. And now the other side are talking about eating cats and geese and dogs and saying absurd things and talking about how Trump doesn't win. He said that, you know, you have to blame the Jews on that and just absurd things. You know, like having a serious policy conversation. Where's he going now?
OK, so he started off so good. And he just doesn't want to be he does not want to have to be pitted against Kamala Harris and talking about the fracking thing, because that's a big that's a problem. That's a problem for her. She has that record. That is a problem for her.
And we can play 22 if you want. I still have so much stupidity to pull. I can't believe I can I just say that he gets the hoodie past, though, at least because he was talking right about the Hamas stuff. OK, I'm sorry. It makes me sad. It's a good guy.
Good 19. No questions for first Senator Lindsey Graham. There's no doubt about that. But to the point, what do you now like about fracking? You say you're not going to ban it. You support it now. They're eating dogs.
They're eating cats again. So, OK. Yes. And any more on fracking? Well, I want to ask you about the Middle East, actually. Let's move on. Come on. And he goes any more on fracking?
She's like, well, I want to ask you about the Middle East. I mean, I guess that's one way to avoid being pitted against the top of the ticket on your party. You know, I mean, I'll give him credit. I think he's playing dumb right there. So I'm not going to be totally ignorant to him because he's in a rock and a hard place.
And Democrats have been kind of mean to him because he hates terrorists and they just they like terrorists. So I don't know. But that's pretty wild. All right, folks, that does it for us today. We're going to be back together tomorrow. Make sure you sign up for the newsletter, Substack Chapter and Verse. Find us on YouTube, Facebook, like and subscribe. I'll be back with you tomorrow. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.
