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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Florida Man removed 20 Burmese pythons from the Everglades winning a contest. This is actually a big deal down there.

I wanted it to happen because somebody ended up having a pet at some point they let it go and then the population just went crazy. Florida Python Challenge after the annual 10 day hunt because they are an invasive species that can destabilize the entire ecosystem. And so they had the they have this this challenge that they do every year. And this guy ended up he took the skills this year he reached first place by one Python. It's a 10 day hunt.

They have 800 people from 33 states and they compete for $25,000 in prize money and they have novice professional military different categories. And they had in total 195 Burmese pythons removed from the wild. And that's I mean, that's wild.

They said that the female can lay like 50 to 100 eggs at a time. They have to humanely kill them. And they have to turn their carcasses into three check in stations. So because they are invasive.

I mean, they will just just wreck a whole area. So wow, this guy, this dad, I mean, would you do anything different? Imagine you find it a peeping Tom.

Looking into your daughter's bedroom window. That's what happened to this flagger County father, a Florida dad took matters into his own hands. When he found a peeping Tom peering into his daughter's bedroom window. The guy camped out.

This guy, the dad September 13. He had a Louisville slugger and a beer. And he camped out in his backyard waiting for the suspect who he said had been terrorizing their neighborhood. He was a peeping Tom that's been going to multiple houses. And he says he said the daughter saw him.

And then the dad said that he saw the guy at his daughter's window looking in. He goes, I said a couple choice words. And when he turned toward me, I swung the bat. He said he was a pretty big dude. So I was going for his head. And when I did, he started to run. They have security footage showing the dad chasing him down, yelling out to the neighbors to call the cops. And the guy that you can hear the dad yelling, where are you?

There's a lot of expletives. But he goes, Where are you going, boy? Come here. I've got something for you. They find the suspect was caught creeping around multiple neighbors homes spying on women. And the like one one guy said that his wife saw the silhouette of a guy in her backyard in the porn range just staring at her and it scared her half to death. And all these people have been seeing this. So the they they're they're getting him This is wild.

They got it. His name is Damian Smith. Golly, what a devilish name. He's charged with aggravated stalking voyeurs and prowling $86,000 bond. He had made a bomb threat at a flagger high school in 2013. So the sheriff Rick Staley flagger County praise the dad for his hands on approach. He goes, I want to kind of put a cape on and go find another bad guy. That's what the dad said.

That's awesome. But the guy apparently he admitted to deputies that he gets a thrill from watching people, women particularly in their homes. This guy sounds like a serial killer. This Damon Smith guy.

He's 29 years old. He sounds like a serial killer, does he not? Golly, I swear I've seen this movie.

It's crazy. And we're almost well, we're out of time. I've got a couple other ones.

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It was like, seven? Yeah, something. Something just ridiculous. So yeah, it's um, she hasn't really done a whole hell of a lot. I mean, I would think that houses you know, that's a lot more go a lot more goes into building those and you know, just the EV charging stations, right Kane? I mean, I'm not like a you know, I'm not a construction worker or a contractor, but just feel like that's probably a lot different.

Oh, yeah, it's a lot different. Plus, the logic here is she should really be working on bringing prices down, not taking our money to close the gap between the overinflated prices and where everyone is in their income today. She's she's losing it.

I, I mean, it's, it's just why we're going to talk to Carol Roth about all of this coming up, especially after the Fed cut, you know, 50 basis points yesterday. I mean, this is, it's a bandaid. It's Yeah, it will if that it's it's not it's like a cheap bandaid the ones that don't stick so good. A beasting bandaid.

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Oh, welcome back. Dana lash the bottom of this first hour. Hey, she had a new accent came audio sound by for Kamala had a new accent that she debuted while speaking to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus.

Listen to how fluent she sounds. I love you. Why? Why? Why do people do that? I've heard the explanation. It's called code switching. Code switching. Yeah.

And apparently, whenever you're in front of a crowd, of a certain ethnicity, you tend to take on the vernacular and the the speaking techniques of what the majority of the crowd speaks like. So it's called code switch. They're excusing this as a way to empathize or read. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Yeah, they're trying to say it's for empathy. But in reality, this is all a bunch of BS and she's only doing it to pander.

But they're giving it an excuse. Yeah, it sounds like it. That's a hoo boy.

Yeah, I love you, too. That's imagine if Trump changes accident from taco salad, right? And they they got mad at him.

You guys, this is like putting on a show. He ate a taco salad that he got from his restaurant. He was in his restaurant. He was sitting at his desk.

This is before he was elected in 2016. Had a taco salad. And he had it at his desk and he's like, Oh, happy Cinco de Mayo. He's like, I love Hispanic culture.

And everyone was like, Oh, I'm going to eat this. Everyone said you're pandering because he's eating a taco salad, you know, so the right favorite food of the Irish. The right cannot celebrate culture because then the left just calls it racism.

But the left can totally do what Kamala does and what Hillary does and what they all do. Saying that you like Hispanic food is not appropriation. That's celebration of a culture.

Pretending that you have a Spanish accent, a la Hillary Baldwin or whatever her name is, and pretending that you're Spanish. That's appropriation. And doing what Kamala did, that sounds like appropriation.

I got hot sauce in my purse, right, Hillary? Yeah, exactly. That's pandering. And it's so cringe. Like you don't.

You don't. How do they go in front of a big group of people and not be embarrassed that they're doing this? Like, oh, these people know that I mean, they look at her and they're like, okay, you're not Hispanic. Why are you? Why did you just cop a Hispanic accent with us?

Like they look at Hillary Clinton. You're not black. Why are you all of a sudden trying to cop like the, you know, the Southern Baptist preacher speech?

Speaking technique with maybe a little bit of Jesse Jackson flair. What? What's up?

Why are you doing that? You know what I mean? Like they don't normal people like us would be what we would be. We would embarrass ourselves to death. And more than one occasion, they'll go as far as playing Despacito while they're sitting at the lectern. It's unbelievable. Joe Biden, do they all remember? Well, he tried to play it off his phone and then he couldn't figure it out and an aide had to go up and then he had to be like, yeah, I have Despacito on my phone.

And then C.C. Poitwais. I mean, it's one thing to get the accent correctly when you're saying a word like Joe Biden doesn't.

It's another thing to do. Like Kamala Harris went full on Hillary Baldwin. Or how do you say your name? She changed her name. She's like this white chick from Boston. And then she's like, no, I am Hispanic. How you say cucumber? She did her cooking show. How you say cucumber?

It's like, but you're from Boston. You know how to say cucumber? The P-15. This is a great company and this is a great firearm. If you are unfamiliar with the P-15, you need not be.

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So I feel like this is how plagues start. So these apparently these researchers, archaeologists, they found a 3000 year old sword that had the pharaoh's mark on it in Egypt. 3000 years ago, a team of archaeologists, they were digging up an ancient fort and they spotted a bronze blade in the Nile Delta and they claimed it and they said it had the intricacies of the ornamental cartouche, the personal emblem used by the pharaohs. Still visible.

It had not lost its reflective shine. And they said that they're going to put it in the museum, but good night. I just feel like I know how the mummy comes back and all that stuff like they found, like they pulled the I'm just saying it's very pretty. But this is where I'd be totally creeped out as an archaeologist, because I read all that stuff about the the guy who the family that owns the house where Downton Abbey is filmed. That's the family that that did like the King Tut stuff.

And they said it was the pharaoh's curse and all this that play. It's fascinating. You should read about it. And everyone's like, thanks, Dana. Our history is now terrifying. We're so happy. Let's see this Supreme Court.

We're going to talk about this coming up. An Alaska man was charged with threatening to assassinate six Supreme Court justices. Which ones? All the conservative ones. It was only the conservative justices. And he's been accused of 76 year old guy has sent over 465 messages to them through the online portal. According to court filings, he's threatened to kill them, kill them, torture them, hang them, behead them, execute them, assassinate all kinds of stuff and encouraged other people to join him in committing acts of violence. So on it's all he didn't like their decisions. That's what he said. He just he disliked their their decisions and they're all the conservative ones.

We're going to come back to that. Starlink says the government is increasingly interfering with astronomy. That dang private sector. How dare they do that? That's ultimately what I think it comes down to. Don't you think it's a way for them to try to ding a private entity?

I think so. EasyJet, flight mayhem, a bag of vapes. I thought this said vipers at first and I was like, ooh, snakes on a plane.

No, it's boring. A bag of vapes exploded on a London bound flight and an evacuating passenger injured themselves on the evacuation slide. I mean, it's a slide how you go down it. I didn't even know how that happens, but you know, it did. And passports now can be renewed online in the United States, according to the State Department. U.S. passports can now be renewed online, adult ones.

They're rolling out a system bypassing the traditional method that requires printing out a form and mailing a check. And in this situation, I cannot take sides. The violence, a bomb is a bomb no matter where it goes off. I think that there's also a question of the numbers of people who are killed. And it certainly is a lopsided situation there that the Palestinians really don't stand much of a chance. What?

If they're trying to compete with a machine. Oh, my gosh, shut up. You know what?

They shouldn't have attacked a country and murdered innocent women and children, babies. This was first off. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. Top of the second hour. Channel 347 directory.

The chats at Rumble were also on X. So that's Joan Baez. Don't get mad at me for the older members of my audience. I could not tell you a single song this chick is saying. All I know is that she is not one of the good hippies. She's like the commie, dirty feet and Birkenstock hippie.

Isn't that correct, Kane? Are you familiar with her? Like who sat around at MSNBC's Morning Joe and is like, you know what we need? We need one of those dirty Marxist hippies to come over the one who sounds like she plays the guitar with her dirty Birkenstock feet. Let's have her on the show.

Let's get checks notes. Joan Baez's take on this. Really?

Who else can you get from like the days of yore? Good night. I don't even know what song she's done. Why the hell is her thoughts on what's happening with Israel defending itself relevant right now? Well, the Palestinians can't go against the machine.

Israel has every right to defend itself. The elected government of the people who live in Gaza, Hamas attacked them. Their country that they love still, Hamas, they love this representation.

They were going to vote for it again. They attacked Israel, and Hamas still enjoys an over 63% approval rating in Gaza. So their government, Gaza's government because Palestine's a fake thing.

It doesn't exist. Just like we don't pretend that the phrase assault weapon is real, or we pretend that guys who talk and put on lipstick are chicks. We also don't pretend that made up places like Palestine exists, or that's a real ethnicity entity or country. It's not supported by 2000 years of antiquity. So stop. If you want to use Hadrian's spiteful word to describe people that he thought of as enemies and rename their land after a long ago defeated enemy that was actually based in Crete, the Philistines, then you can go right ahead.

But we we like to actually play in science and history here. That said, who thought like, let's have her on? What what is she? Why? They have, again, every right to defend themselves against being attacked. So where was the concern then? It's always Oh, well, now we got to be feel sorry for the people that are getting their butts kicked.

Because they decided to try to carry well, they carried out an act of genocide against Israel was an act of war. Good grief. John Baez. What? Name me a song she's done, Cain. She's been out there since the 60s. Um, I don't know anything she's done. I know that she did a lot of covers. Yeah, she did all that much. I know she did some covers. So she's basically a cover artist. No better than a cover artist. It's like playing at a hula hands. Steve, Steve goes, Who cares about Ja Rule things about 9-11?

Yeah, right. It's like getting Ja Rule. Ja Rule. Ja, what do you think about?

What do you think about all this? You and Joan. Let's get Joan Baez, Ja Rule. Who else can we get to fill out our trifecta of talking heads on MSNBC? Like who is that just a Morning Joe thing? Isn't he? He's like a one of the bad boomers, right?

Yeah. There are some good boomers because they helped raise Gen X. But we're talking and I don't want to get hate mail from you people. We're specifically talking about the dirty Marxist hippies. So who sits around is like, let's bring this old relic up.

Let's go dust her off from the Museum of DGAF. I think he and Mika think they're Gen X. Shut up.

No, they don't. Shut up. They're like 60 and 70 years old. Isn't he like 70? Morning Joe? Yeah, he's like older than dirt, isn't he? I'll have to look that up.

I don't know. He's 61. Oh, see, I was no offense, guys. But he's old. And he's mean. The fact that he's mean and not cool makes it worse, right? He's like, I'm going to tie the sweater around my shoulders kind of d-bag. That's that guy. And they got every time I talk about him, he's like, I'm going to tie the sweater around my shoulders kind of d-bag.

And they because they used to obsessively watch everything I said, and they would freak out on their show every morning if I ever spoke about them. So, you know, just sign this with a kiss. So anyway.

Well, it looks like if Gen X is 1962. Shut up. I'm not even hearing this. No, you know what? Let me tell you something, sir.

Gatekeeper, you act like that you're the gatekeeper for Gen X and you're trying to shove me out so you can get this boomer in. Oh, hail, H-A-I-L, no. We'll fight right now in this segment.

We'll throw down. No. I'm just looking at what the Internet is saying about the dates. Oh, now, now, tinfoil, you're going to look at the Internet? No, I'm just saying this is what it is. I'm not even dealing with you right now. You're grounded. I'm just saying it's possible they both think.

They can think it, but it doesn't mean it's real any more than the guy who's like, it's a man, it's a woman, right? How do you do fellow kids? Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.