Classic Car Guy Humor - Dad Jokes

You know, all our listeners know that if it's Robbie's show, he's gonna tell dad jokes. So, speaking of daddy, speaking of dad jokes, are you ready for this Carmen?

Yes, I'm ready. Okay. When my son was five, he told me, I'm his daddy by the way, okay. Usually works that way. But anyway, he told me he wanted to marry his grandma.

Can you imagine? And I told him, no way, you can't possibly marry my mother, right? And he answered, but you married my mother?

That was totally hypocritical. It works that way, doesn't it, Rodney? See, you put all that together and all it has to do with, this is a dad joke. That's really a dad joke, just saying. So, and this is this, I don't know if you knew this, but my name is Robert Bruce Dilmore Jr. So, I am in fact named after my dad. So, you know, some people are not surprised that I was named after my dad, you know, because how in the world, if you think about it, Jim, because you were too, how could you be named before your dad?

Ultimately, I was named after my grandma. That is a dad joke, just saying. So, this is just a plain dad joke. And I really, really love it. The more I thought about it, the more I laughed.

So, here you go. Why did Han Solo not enjoy his steak dinner? Why did Han Solo, Carmen, I bet Benny, you want to try that one? Why did Han Solo not enjoy his steak dinner? You know, I'm a big fan of those movies and I can't get my finger on that one, so. It was chewy. Oh, goodness.

Wow. I'm gonna have to think about that some more to think about it. So, Jim, you probably know this one. What do you call a hippie's wife? Have you heard that one, Carmen? What do you call a hippie's wife?

Some people just call him Mrs. Hippie. That's a dad joke right there, right? You're on a roll.

Yeah, it is. And so, you may wonder this. I've wondered it for years. When does a joke become a dad joke?

Have you thought about that, Carmen? When does a joke become a dad joke? When it has kids? Close, when it becomes a parent. I like that one.