Classic Car Guy Comedy- The Cure

That I found so much, so much humor when it came to the cure that I just tickled myself.

I was laughing. I told Beth Ann, I can almost hardly wait to share this humor with our guests. Which means we can wait. It means you can wait. So, speaking of the cure, are you ready for this, Beth Ann?

I'm ready. Did you know that there's a cure for scoliosis? No. Yeah, I had a hunch. Really? I had a hunch. I had a hunch. Get it? Hunch back.

Scoliosis. Okay. Come on, Don. It was a little funny, wasn't it? It was good. That was good.

I like it. Oh, Amy. So, yeah, thank you, Amy. So, I forgot to save my new book, A Thousand Ways to Cure an Itch, before my computer died. So, I guess I'm starting from scratch. Maybe you're going to start with itch number one. A scratch.

We're explaining them to Boris. Yeah, it's good. It's good. So, you're going to like this one, Beth Ann.

I have insomnia and I won't rest until I get a cure. Yeah, you kind of stood there. Come on, Don. We heard it. We should go for a dose cure.

That was really good. You know, this is abusive. So, I think I need some coaching. So, I think I've discovered. Yet he continues.

He's compelled. I think I've discovered a really simple cure for anorexia. Yeah, it's a piece of cake. Yeah?

Well, if you don't throw it out, what if that is? Can I say that on the radio? Yes. I didn't even hear what you said. I didn't.

So, moving on, you know, we don't want to stay there as a piece of cake. You know why it's difficult to cure blind people? Oh, man. Why?

Because you can't see a doctor. Help, help. Did you hear Don? Don is asking for help.

Help, help, help, help. But the doctor laughed the loudest. So, you knew at the end of all that. I actually would end at some point in time the punishment and move on to my actual riddle. So, here we go. There is a riddle. And this is an open-end riddle. You know, you can think about as totally subjective. I'm dying to hear your answer. Why do you think Jesus took so many blind people to the ICU?

Quarterline, a riddle. I mean, like one of your riddles. I'm actually serious when I say this. Okay. All right? Okay. And I understand that the invisible man went there, too. He's here all week, folks. Okay.