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All right, so who Oh, this is gross because the guy's nude. A nude Florida man, he's totally naked. That's how you say that in southern Missouri y'all's naked. Any KK, I day naked. A Florida man done stole some wheels at a university campus.
He uh stole a vehicle at Bucknell University, Callum. Dwyer. Yeah. Was charged with felony, unauthorized use of motor vehicle, receiving stolen property. And also, I would add, if it were me, the extra charge of being gross because.
He sat naked in the seat of the car.
Someone. has to clean that. And then get in the car also to drive it. Would you sit in your vehicle if someone if a naked dude stole your car and he sat in that seat? Would you sit in your seat after a naked dude had sat in your seat, Kane?
I would set my car on fire fire sooner than I'd sit in that seat. It's not going to happen. That's nasty with a capital. Nasty. Ugh he uh stole a white Audi Q five.
And the victim said she had parked there when she went to get her vehicle. It was gone. And they saw the camera footage of a nude dude. Whoa. Nude dude.
He pulled on the vehicle's door handles. He was able to break in. They were able to identify him and they took him into custody. He bails at 5,000, but I don't think he made it. Oh, oh my gosh, that's so gross.
Like he was nude and probably touched everything. In there. That's nasty. I mean, you mm mm. I don't like buffets and I don't like naked people doing anything that's outside of the sh this.
No, don't keep it in your house and don't get in other people's cars like that. That's nasty. Because you know, he probably wasn't clean either. Cain hates old people. Listen to this: 85-year-old Florida man admits he knew he hid something.
He was in a Publix parking lot and he ran over a ninety one year old woman. Oh, my gosh He didn't he's eighty five years old. He ran over a ninety one year old in the grocery store parking lot at Saint Petersburg. And he said that he just kept driving home. He didn't stop.
He thought he said, Well, I knew I had hid something, but he just chose to kept driving back home anyway. It happened about uh five p.m. And I can't, this is, you wouldn't stop. That has to be pretty significant. You know what I mean?
Right. Police track him down using surveillance footage and witness reports. And uh he he was driving alone, he struck this lady. uh after she was walking through the parking lot. And uh He dro went b just kept on driving back to his apartment.
Kilber.
So that's horrible. Her death, the Pinellas County Medical Examiner's Office, if this website can stop having the Godforsaken pop-ups that pop up every five seconds. I'll finish the sentence. The uh Coroner's office, they said that she her injuries contributed to her death. That's why she was killed, because her death was caused by her injuries from getting run over.
How do you just keep going, though? I mean, man, I know what you're saying, Kane. You and them old people, you know, maybe there's something to it. Hey, this is Danielle Robet, a host of Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club, a podcast where great stories, bold women, and irresistible conversations collide. You know, cotton is a part of so many of life's everyday comforts, from what we wear to what we wrap ourselves in, and it's especially present in the quiet, cozy moments, like reading a book you can't put down.
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I'm very old school about certain things. certain Things in church, I get very to the letter of Paul on a lot of things, and some of you know where I'm going on this. Uh, I and I don't really care if somebody gets offended or not because your problem's not with me, it's with the word, it's with God.
So, you know, take it up with him. That's that's between y'all. But I'll say this we We have been visiting some churches. To Find a church home. And I don't mean like shopping.
I want a Bible-believing church. I want a church that is, you know, full of the Spirit, preaching from the Bible. We are a church of Christ. We're non-denominational.
So that's where we tend to, that's where we'd like to stay.
Well, we went and visited a church this weekend. And it was a church. I'm not going to say any, I'm not going to name check anybody, but we went and visited this church. And It was someone uh that we used to go to church with that had recommended it. We get there.
It's a beautiful campus. I mean, it's it's very new. It was a beautiful campus. They had a water, they had a fountain, they had all kinds of stuff. Cain, it was fancy.
Inside, it smelled like a retail store. Like, I think. They maybe had some kind of like scent that they were pumping through the HVAC. It smelled amazing and they're clean like soap. It was so nice.
I don't know why that struck me. is a little loud. The sound was loud. We come from a faith that Or a practice, I don't want to say a faith, where, you know, Church of Christ.
So we come from a place where we don't have a lot of the instrumentation because it's, you know, lift your voices up and you're active in the worship. I do get weird when there's like a wall of. Instrumentation that's so loud you can't even talk to the person next to you, and you feel like you're at a concert. I just got s I have some issues with that. But anyway.
It's a minor thing. We're in there and They had a great worship and pray service and um They were singing some old school songs that I remember when I was a kid. And we're getting ready to settle in, and a woman comes up, and she's, you know, talking about stuff. I was assuming that this was going to be a female who is coming up. And is talking to us about maybe, I don't know, VBS or maybe some of the women's groups or something.
And she kept going, and then she started in scripture, and I realized: oh my gosh, she's giving the sermon. Kane's eyebrows just shot up over his Robert Evans glasses. She starts, she was giving the sermon, and I sat there. Because I I think that you either take some of the word or none of the word. Or all of the word or none of the word.
You can't just like parse it out and take, I'll just have a little bit of this word. I'll have a little bit of this. You either take all of it or none of it. And I don't support women pastors. I am very again.
If you take issue with me on this, then argue about it with God in Paul's letters. Argue about it in the New Testament. I'm not going to. There is Deborah, there is Ruth, and I think that Christianity has done more than any other faith. Jesus was the first feminist.
I use that word like almost kind of jokingly. Uh The true equalizer, and Christianity has done more to lift up women than any other faith. Uh and has b has done so much for women. This, women are called to certain things, men are called to certain things, and I'm not going to argue about it because it's just a just, it is, the word is what the word is. And I'm sitting there.
And there's a woman pastor, Kane. You and I were raised very similarly. And I'm It just shocked me. And then she was giving a sermon on. gossip and biblical law and She kind of was participating in gossip while Also, giving the sermon about gossip.
And I'm thinking, this is wow, this is all level. We got up and walked out of the service.
Now we had some family visiting with us. We were very quiet, but unfortunately, I did not know that they were going to, you know, you're visiting a church. I didn't advance and make sure, hey, you don't got a woman, you know, I just didn't think that was something I necessarily needed to do if it was a Bible-believing church. And I was very shocked.
So we left. In the middle of the Sir M. Because I'm just not gonna I'm not going to sit there and listen to it. And it was so sad because there were so many young people there, and they looked like they had a great youth program. And I just was j I That's that's a big thing to get incorrect, I think.
And there's always going to be something incorrect or something off. I'm not looking for the perfect church, I'm looking for a church. That is in the word, and I'm looking for a church that is, you know, of the spirit and that is has a heart for God. And is not about trying to be of the world and meet the world in the world. You know what I mean?
I want be of the word, not the world. And I felt Like this was just more of that. Church is where you are, that's where you go and you fellowship with believers, and you are stepping out of all of the insanity of this world, and you're getting back to the purpose. I don't want to see it portrayed on stage as part of a sermon. I it's not social experimentation.
Um If the Bible, I was so frustrated because I thought, you know, I was really kind of excited when we walked in, and I'm like, wow, this is great. And I was livid that it was a female. And she wasn't the regular pastor, and that's irrelevant. She was still up there, and she was delivering a sermon. And I just had a major problem with that.
I mean, the Bible's pretty clear on things. And again, if people want to take issue with it, they can take issue with God. Your beef is not with me. I don't know. I was that the right thing to do, Kane, to get up and leave?
I would say so. I mean, everyone has their own convictions, but the reality is There are leaders that lead from a position that everyone would respect, and then there are female pastors. Yeah. So that's where I'm at. Yeah, it was, it just, I.
I was shocked. Because normally, you know, you have someone who gets up and they're like, oh, yeah, on our announcements, and the kids, you know, you're going to kids' church or whatever. She just stayed up there. And then she was at the. The podium, and then she was getting into scripture, and then she started talking about gossip.
I'm just sitting here processing all of this stuff, and I just. couldn't sit there. You know, we our nephew was with us. And he was like, well, I know that, you know, God knows that I know that this is incompatible with what his word in the gospels.
So, do I get up and leave? And we were all of the same mind because I was like, nope, this is not. Not what I'm, I'm not, I'm not going to exercise patience and wait for you to get some of the most basic things right because our lives are too short. Right. The end.
That's just kind of how I look at it. And I know it's there is a problem in the There's a problem in the Christian church. And a lot of people are really trying to water everything down and in the bid to make it seem like, oh, yes, come one, come all. You're like throwing away some of the word to be of the world, and this is a problem. Hey, this is Danielle Robet, host of Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club, a podcast where great stories, bold women, and irresistible conversations collide.
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So British aristocrat with ties to Churchill faces a choking charge, the Duke of Marlborough. Who is the distant relative of Princess Diana and battled drug addiction, was disinherited by his father? I actually literally just watched the documentary on this. He's been charged with choking someone, Charles James Spencer Churchill, aged 70, was ordered to appear at the Oxford Magistrates Court on three counts of non-fatal intentional strangulation, Kane, according to the Thames Valley Police. The Duke, who is a distant relative of former Prime Minister Winston Churchill, has battled drug addiction.
He's. He's he was the Marquess of Blandford earlier. He's kind of a pardier. He's got some issues. Issues.
You could say.
So I just thought that was interesting. Book data reveals that most readers quit almost immediately. Yeah. Yeah, they quit almost. immediately Uh it was uh They call it the...
This Where does the stat? It's a method that they have to exploit Amazon Kindle's popular highlights feature, which shows the most highlighted passage in the book. And then, if it's spread throughout the text, it shows readers are apparently actually finishing, but they all cluster at the beginning, showing that people don't, they give up early. And apparently, that's like. Uh, wow.
For instance, Hillary Clinton's hard choices, apparently. They people only got through 1% of the book. They bailed immediately. Yeah, uh 50 shades 50 shades of gray was 25%. She Okay, okay.
I don't know, man. I don't know. Let's see. An arrest was made in the case of this dog found zipped in a suitcase and found inside of a dumpster. Can I just have 60 seconds in a locked room with the person who did it?
A little pity named Binny was found by Everett Police in a dumpster in Washington. Obviously, she was neglected, had a rope tied around her neck. She's adopted, made a full recovery in her forever home. They found the dude who did it. Please, 60 seconds in a locked room.
I will pay you to do it. I will pay you for this. For this, I'll take care of it for you. I'll take care of your problem. Let's see.
Nope, I don't need this story. Naked joyride. A cable car came to a halt in San Francisco, but they don't describe what happened to it. It broke. You don't who wants to ride in a bro cable car?
Nobody. Stick with us. Oh my gosh. I can't. I can't.
All right. I need to move and ask you guys a question. Would you eat this? Would you eat Ice cream dipped in butter. Yes.
Yes, I would.
So this it's a grocery chain. I don't know why everyone in my life thinks that this is amazing. We're showing you pictures of it now. It's ice cream dipped. in butter.
It was a regional grocery store. They do butter dipped ice cream cones.
Soft serve dipped in butter. And they said it's insane.
So it's Someone said we don't even do that in Wisconsin, which is crazy. It's, would you like some butter on your butter? That's kind of what I'm looking at that. How? Doesn't it melt the i the soft serve?
Hot melted butter? It's like the same with the you know how you get the chocolate dip and it hardens the shell 'cause they use coconut oil on it? As soon as the temperature that the butter touches is cold, butter solidifies. And so it becomes this like little Like crust, butter crust on the outside of your your cone. I don't know how I feel about this.
It just looks weird. I don't know if I would do that. I mean, it's that's I've tried the same thing. I've tried what? It's gonna clog you all up.
I mean, that's you're gonna look like wo the people in Wally. I don't think that's eating those. I don't think that's how it goes. Juan's over there. I would eat this.
Juan even would eat this. Juan, who like recoils. Against anything sugar, like a vampire to light. Look, people think that like beef tallow or butter or those are like bad fats. Like we've been taught over the decades that those are bad fats, and in reality, it's not.
Now, obviously, sourcing.
Sourcing is important. But yeah, where's the you know, where's the butter coming from? But in reality, I would do this, and I've done it before. I've I've done it at home before. It's pretty simple.
I don't know that I would do this. That just seems like immediately. I just hear all I hear is Wilford Brimley. Diabetes. That's all I hear.
And it's good when you use the salted butter, it actually gives it a nice. salty, sweet little you know, savory flavor. Like I'm for this. I don't know. Lorraine said Longest Yard.
That's one of the football movies. There's another, isn't there a sad one where a guy got his head knocked off and it rolled on the field? I don't know. Something like that with James Conn in it. The football movie.
Pollard ball? No, it's a football movie and he got hurt real bad and died. I don't remember. He died. I don't know.
I just. It's Football on the dating show. Oh my gosh. Someone goes, You need to call plays. And I and I don't think that I you don't hate America that much for to for to ask me to do that.
Uh yeah, so I yeah, chocolate dipped is good. Butter dipped? Yeah, it's good. Remember those alien hybrids? I found another one.
It's all you people that like this. All right, we got to get moving. I have. Oh, and Juan's like, well, how is it different from a cake?
Well, 'cause it's not a cake. It's different. The ingredients are are put in there and they do different things. He's right. The only difference is there's no flour in this.
It's actually better than cake for you. I don't want to see, like, visually that much of what I'm eating. Like You know. It's like my cake is from IKEA. I have to assemble it.
I don't want to have to assemble my food. My gosh, if I have to put a candle in something, if I'm going to make it, I'm going to make it. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. The new year brings new health goals and wealth goals.
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